Saturday, January 30, 2016

Piranha Nightclub ~ Las Vegas!
Not Just A Night Out,
It's An Experience!

Photo Source: Piranha Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV
   I was introduced to Piranha Nightclub by a member of one of my facebook groups. He often shares pics they have posted from their weekly events. I have enjoyed the pics, still do, and have followed the links. The result was putting Piranha Nightclub on my list of places to visit when next in Las Vegas. It didn't hurt that one pic featured hot men in skimpy underwear wearing cowboy hats and boots!

Photo Source: Piranha Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV

Photo Source: Piranha Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV
   As you know, I love exotic male dancers. I wouldn't have been promoting this business for the past 13 years if I didn't. I can take the party with me to a neighborhood dive bar while watching a single male stripper and sipping a dirty martini, or a Dos Equis Amber. To me, that is a good time! But occasionally I do enjoy moving it to a different level. There are nights when I want more. And more is what you get at Piranha Nightclub.

Photo Source: Piranha Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV
   Like a chef creating his latest mouth watering temptation. Piranha starts with the finest ingredients, hot well built men. Then add in a dash of long pouches and ample bubble butts. Then stir in some tease with a little bump and grind. And top it all off with a specific focus for the night. A focus that will fuel everyone's fantasies. Whether you like to daydream about cowboys, nerds, 70s disco, androgyny, military, etc., you'll find something to catch your attention, spark your interest, and get you ... all stirred up. Go ahead, we'll wait while you add that to your spank bank!

Photo Source: Piranha Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV
   Vegas of course is the perfect place for displaying true showmanship. When you place it inside an elegant club like Piranha and then hire amazing male scenery to decorate the interior, the result is not just a night out, but it's an experience. One you will remember long after you leave, should you be an out-of-town visitor. If you are lucky enough to be a local or frequent flyer, you'll want to come back again and again for more.

Photo Source: Piranha Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV

Photo Source: Piranha Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV
   Until next time, put your hand in the tank. Go for the experience! And as always, don't forget to tip the boys! Oh and take your lesbian and straight male friends with you too! They've got a little eye candy they'll enjoy as well.

Photo Source: Piranha Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV
Photo Sources: Piranha Nightclub


Tuesday, January 26, 2016

...Butt Changed My Mind
Male Stripper Butts

Photo Source: G Lounge ~ New York, NY
   I had planned to tell a different story for the first blog of 2016, butt changed my mind. Yes, the butt is a powerful thing and while perusing the pics posted from New Year's Eve and earlier in December, I noticed a trend. The butts were beautiful in December. I thought it only fitting that I pause for a January blog and pay homage to the gluteus maximus.

Photo Source: Icon ~ Astoria, NY
   When tipping an exotic male dancer, I always at least once, ask the dancer to turn around so I can tip his backside. I do like a nice ass. And of course, as I tip, it is necessary to squeeze a globe or two. That's just to let the dancer know that you appreciate what he has either been blessed with, or has help to create in the gym, or both.

Photo Source: Neighbours Nightclub ~ Seattle, WA
   I am a true aficionado of the male behind. I like the way they move when a man walks. I like the way that they can fill out a nice pair of jeans or underwear. And when they are attached to an exotic male dancer, I like the way they shake, flex, and then relax. Yea, I like all of that. And we won't even talk about the mountain range that appears on a bed when a man is lying on his stomach. I'll let your imagination go there. If you need a few minutes, just let me know.

Photo Source: Oil Can Harry's ~ Austin, TX
   I have officially declared 2016, the Year Of The Butt! I call upon all readers of this blog to please share nice butt sitings at every opportunity. I'm looking forward to seeing more male butts on Instagram; more male butts on Facebook; more male butts in text messages; more male butts on Twitter; and more male butts on any other social media you use. If you think you have a nice butt, please send me a pic of it and I'll post it at the bottom of this blog. As far as I'm concerned for this blog, every male is an exotic male dancer whether he dances at the club, at an event, at a party, or in the bedroom.

Photo Source: Silverado ~ Portland, OR
   You can send me those butt pics through my Facebook page or email it to If you want any type of recognition for your pic, etc., just let me know. Oh, I'll accept covered butts and uncovered butts; jeans or naked; etc. Until next time, let the butt change your mind. Enjoy the gallery below and as I receive pics I will be adding to it. And don't forget to tip the dancing boy butts in 2016!
Gallery Of Butts

Photo Source: The Corner Pocket ~ New Orleans, LA

Photo Source: The Corner Pocket ~ New Orleans, LA

Photo Source: Christian Cakes on Facebook

Photo Source: Piranha Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV

Photo Source: X-Room at Mardi Gras ~ Springfield, MA

Photo Source: Cobalt King ~ Daddies of Eden


Sunday, December 20, 2015

Mike's Males In Motion Christmas List

   Happy Holidays from Males In Motion! Before I write any further I need to inform you that I have been drinking a lot of eggnog. This eggnog is lite on the egg and heavy on the nog. So, If I get my words, phrases or ideas all turned around, you'll hopefully understand why. After about the sixth or seventh cup of eggnog, I had a brilliant idea to write a Christmas list. And of course, it all involves exotic male dancers or the clubs where they perform! I've listed 16 items and they are in no particular order of importance, I want them every one! Read on and find ideas to add to your list. And have some eggnog! (See recipe video at bottom of blog).

Area 18 ~ Tulsa, OK

Photo Source: Area 18 Facebook Page
1. I want to experience the most underwear time of the year at Area 18 in Tulsa, OK. It's like walking in an under wonderland. They bring in boys from all around who fill their ACs just right and help to make my season bright.

X-Room at Mardi Gras ~ Springfield, MA

Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page
2. I want to deck the halls with dancer Logan at X-Room in Springfield, Massachusetts. In my mind, it would be more of an undecorating event.

Toolbox Saloon ~ Columbus, OH

Photo Source: Toolbox Saloon Facebook Page
3. I want to polish 'ornaments' at the Toolbox Saloon in Columbus, OH. Rub them until they sparkle! I'll rub them in the box before taking them out. And rub them again when they're hanging free just for good measure.

Ricky Roman ~ Los Angeles, CA

Photo Source: Ricky Roman Facebook Page
4. I want a star to top my tree. After placing various male dancer porn stars on top, I want Ricky Roman. He causes more glow!

The Corner Pocket ~ New Orleans, LA

Photo Source: The Corner Pocket
5. I want to grab a few (or more) candy canes at the Corner Pocket in New Orleans, LA. How many licks does it take to get to the center...wait, wrong candy, but right idea!

Swinging Richards ~ Atlanta, GA

Photo Source: Swinging Richards Facebook Page
6. I want to sit on Santa's lap at Swinging Richard's in Atlanta, GA. I don't even mind that he won't have any pants on. It's also ok that he won't be old and fat.

Share Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV

Photo Source: Share Nightclub Facebook Page
7. I want to jingle all the way with the male dancers at Share Nightclub in Las Vegas, NV. They would join me for a ride in my hung-like-a-horse open sleigh.

Fairytail Lounge ~ New York, NY

Photo Source: Fairytail Lounge Facebook Page
8. I want to enjoy a little ding, dong, ding, dong at Fairytail Lounge in New York, NY featuring the men of Adonis Lounge and Spunk. Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, throw cares away. I love to reach up and ring those bells.

Boxers And Briefs ~ St. Louis, MO

Photo Source: Mikey Berner
9. I want to be a little ho-ho-ho at Boxers And Briefs in St. Louis, MO. A stiff drink made by my bartender friend Robby and a trip (or two, or three...) to the VIP Lounge would make the night perfectly decadent.

Eddie Eduardo ~ Los Angeles, CA

Photo Source: Eddie Eduardo Facebook Page
10. I want to hang mistletoe with Eddie Eduardo. I'm sure I would find the best location where it should hang. After testing several first of course. Seriously, you don't hang it on a nipple?

Stockbar ~ Montreal, Quebec

Photo Source: Stockbar Website
11. I want to shop online at Maybe this year they'll ship the dancers to my house. When they speak to me with their French Canadian accents, it makes me want to unwrap their gifts.

Men Of Skin ~ Kansas City, MO
Men Of Skin Facebook Page
Photo Source: Men Of Skin Facebook
12. I want to share milk and cookies with the Men Of Skin in Kansas City, MO. We start with the cookies and who knows where it will go from there. Sharing is so special at this time of year.

Rich's ~ San Diego, CA
Rich's Facebook Page
Photo Source: Rich's Facebook Page
13. I want to do a little rockin' around the Christmas tree with the male dancers at Rich's in San Diego, CA. Let's play toy soldiers and have one of their military dress nights.

The Floppy Rooster ~ Miami, FL

Photo Source: The Floppy Rooster Facebook Page
14. I want a holly jolly Christmas at The Floppy Rooster in Miami, FL. Maybe they'll let me climb their pole. No, seriously, I've seen pics where they climb the pole to the top.

G Lounge ~ New York, NY

Photo Source: G Lounge Facebook Page
15. I want to sample the fruit cakes at G Lounge in New York, NY. I love cakes! And when I am soaked in rum, all the better.

The Abbey Food And Bar ~ West Hollywood, CA

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16. The dancers from The Abbey Food And Bar in West Hollywood, CA are my type of holiday carolers. I want them to sing Christmas songs to me while I sip more eggnog. Well heck, they don't really have to sing. Let's just turn on some music and let them do what they do best.

   Well, that's my list for this Christmas. I must leave you now. There is so much to do to get ready. I still have to pack the fudge for shipping. There are presents to be wrapped with condoms. I want to hang a wreath on the whore. I've got to stuff the Stockings. They are brothers, Dick and Phil. I've got to go shopping. I need whipped cream, honey and a cucumber. And that's just for the bedroom. Until next time, Happy Holidays! And don't forget to tip the boyz. I'm off to the mall, if I hurry I'll get to catch Tommy kissing Santa Claus.

   If you want to drink some seriously good eggnog, watch the video below.

From Christmas 2014: The Twelve Days Of Christmas.

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Naughty And Nice
Men Of Skin at Mix Ultra Lounge
Springfield, MO

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Men Of Skin Dancer: Leo
   It's way too late for me to try and be nice so Santa will bring me gifts. I've been on the naughty list for so long now that I've built my own coal mine. I realized several years ago that if I want to receive presents I'm going to have to obtain them by different means. Jolly Ol' St. Nick will not be stopping by to collect my milk and cookies. It may sound sad to some, but please be aware that the naughty good times that I have had this past year have more than made up for the Santa and reindeer fly by. Don't believe me? Read a few of the previous blogs from this year. ***Evil Grin***

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Men Of Skin Dancer: Rictor
   Earlier this month I added another line to my personal naughty list. I played groupie and followed some of my favorite dancers to the Mix Ultra Lounge in Springfield, MO. I've been a huge fan of the Men Of Skin from Kansas City, MO for the past few years. Led by Zion, they are talented performers and in the vernacular ... sexy MoFo's. They always put on a great show, dance their asses off, and are such super nice guys. Well, 'nice' in many ways but particularly in the way that I like to define the word. At Mix Ultra Lounge, I met two of the boys that I had not met before: Rictor and Leo. They were the featured go-go dancers for the evening.

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Men Of Skin Dancer: Leo
   My partner and I found easy parking at the back of the club. We entered and there was no door charge. Mix Ultra Lounge has the neighborhood bar feel. We felt comfortable and at home immediately. The crowd was mostly men with a few women here and there. I noticed a few cowboy hats so I experienced an instant twinge of happiness. We ordered drinks from the friendly bartender, a jack and coke and a long island ice tea. The prices fit right in with the average prices we've paid at other similar locations. There are several video screens around the bar, particularly in a sitting area that surrounds a pool table. We made our way to the sitting area and got comfortable, sipping our drinks while anticipating the dancers.

Video Source: Michael Hill Digital Men Of Skin Dancer: Leo
   I noticed that the pool table had been covered and transformed. When Leo stepped up, it was revealed that the pool table had become a male dancer box, and I had a front row seat. WOOT! Ok, let's just get the information out there - Leo has the most amazing ass. The way he moved that thing let me know immediately that he was a fellow compadre of the naughty list. I took great pleasure in taking pics, shooting videos and tipping it, I mean him! And Leo is a total sweetheart.

Video Source: Michael Hill Digital Men Of Skin Dancer: Leo
   Rictor was first dancing at the other end of the club on a raised platform while Leo was shaking that ass on the pool table. After a while, they switched and Rictor came to our end of the building. He brought his own nice ass-ets to the table along with that chest. Of course, a chest like that requires an up close and personal inspection. And while I was there, I thought I might as well determine why his underwear was expanding in the front. And I did, inspect and determine. And tip. The Men Of Skin are known to reach out to the customers and make sure they are having a good time. Rictor held true to the cause as well.

Photo Source: Men Of Skin Facebook Page The Men Of Skin Dancers
   I wholehardedly recommend Men Of Skin for your club, party or event. They will entertain and please your guests/customers. Also, if you see that they will be performing in your area, go, watch, participate, and enjoy! Special thanks to Leo and Rictor for delivering on the entertainment! Also, thanks to Mix Ultra Lounge for treating us like regulars!
   Since Santa won't be dropping by, I thought maybe I'd ask one (or more) of the Men Of Skin to sample my milk and cookies. I'm suggesting an exchange. They can sample mine and I'll sample theirs. Until next time, Happy Holidays!


Saturday, November 28, 2015

My Fantasy Male Strip Club
What Mike would do if he could!

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Males In Motion model: Conrad
   Let's pretend that I have won a huge lottery! And now I have the funds to create the type of club that currently lives in my mind somewhere over the rainbow just under the lights of Broadway. I love to daydream about winning the lottery and just what I'd do with all that cash. In this blog, I'm going to narrow down the daydream to the simple idea of creating a club that suits my tastes and preferences. A club where money is plentiful.
   First of all, let's think about the space where the magic will take place. I personally like older buildings with a history. I like wooden floors and staircases. I remember the old Madrigals Club in Andersonville, IL (Chicago). It was in a building like that. I loved the look and feel of it. I also loved the old bar that stretched across most of one wall. The feel of the place would be like that of a old western saloon/theater with a few updates, bells and whistles.

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Males In Motion model: Conrad
   The outside would most definitely be brick. If you were looking at the front of the building, it would be very similar to one of those toy stores that you often see in Christmas movies. The ones where the display windows are full of mechanical toys and trains. Now, we wouldn't have toys (well, maybe not that type of toy) but we would have displays that reflect the theme of the weekend. The themes displayed would include The Wild West, The Firehouse, Pride, Football, Baseball, Under Construction, Men In Leather, etc. You get the idea. All the iconic fantasies would receive their night or nights during the year. Of course, they would be sterilized versions of what actually went on inside. There might be children viewing from the street. And of course, we'd have to obey local laws.

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Males In Motion model: Conrad
   Stepping inside, I want a small lobby separated from the club by a small dimly lit hallway. In the lobby I want to be greeted by a good looking shirtless athletic type dancer, bar back, bartender, greeter, etc. who is wearing a costume that reflects the theme of the night. He takes the money for door cover, checks IDs and puts a stamp on my hand. And if it's a busy night there will be more than one. Behind a desk (like the front desk of a hotel) is a slim cute twink serving as a coat check boy. During inclement weather he checks in your coats, umbrellas, etc., and places them in a secure closet area. He doesn't dress for theme nights. He has a leather based uniform that some might require their "boy" to wear. So leather harness, leather shorts, black combat boots, collar with lock. The uniform can change from time to time but will always be leather based.
   Leaving the lobby and walking down the hallway, the pleasures of the night are hidden and the anticipation builds. Making your way through, you feel the beat of the music. You see flickering lights bouncing off the walls. At the end of the hall is a wall with a video screen displaying a featured dancer dressed in the theme of the night. At the wall, you are forced to turn left or right to go around and enter the main room. Then and only then do you see the dancers, bartenders, customers and other staff members in the main room.

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Males In Motion model: Conrad
   A round bar is on the other side of the small wall that you have to come around. And whether you go left or right, you pass by the bar. This makes it convenient to get that drink before you grab a seat. There are three stations for buying a drink and three bartenders behind the bar to serve you. The bartenders are in underwear and whatever accessories might be needed to reflect the theme of the night in a simple way. Two dancer poles are located between the three bartender stations. Dancers perform a session at each pole during their rotation. Above the bar is the DJ and lighting booth where the music is spun and the spotlights are focused toward the stage. Any mechanical or electronic controls needed for the stage would also be located here.
   Directly across from the round bar is a main stage. In between the bar and the main stage are small table-clothed covered tables with small lights, and four chairs fit comfortably around the table. The tables are similar to those you see in movies and television from night clubs of days gone by. The tables also continue to the right and left sides of the stage. And even behind them are more tables arranged in stadium style seating on two levels going up to the walls on either side. The main stage is equipped to showcase shows of various types. At the very front and center is a dancer pole which can be moved for other types of entertainment such as male revues. Only the most popular and veteran male dancers get to perform on the main stage. The newer and less experienced dancers perform on the poles located on the bar. The DJ booth with lighting controls is located above the bar facing the main stage.

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Males In Motion model: Conrad
   Each night the club is open has a different name and theme. The entertainment reflects this theme. Some of my favorite theme nights are cowboys (yea, what a surprise, right?), military, leather, athletes (baseball, football, soccer, cycle racing, etc.), the beach (speedos, surfer dudes, lifeguards), professionals night (men in suits, doctors, police, firemen, etc.), rednecks and farmers, pride and then of course the holiday celebrations - Christmas, Halloween, Independence Day, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, New Year's Eve, Mardi Gras, etc. And I have files full of ideas for all of them.
   The main priority for the club would be customer service, which in my book translates into some type of attention given to the customer. The customer would be recognized as a valued living, breathing human being who exists. They would be greeted at the door and treated so they feel like a V.I.P. The bartenders would serve their drinks with something extra, whether that be a special glass, special presentation of drink, small gift, etc., let your imagination run wild with that one...I have. Exceptionally blessed shot boys, dressed in theme night costumes designed specifically to emphasize their particular best assets, would work the crowd assisting them with ordering drinks, or helping to set up a public or private lap dance with a specific dancer.

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Males In Motion model: Conrad
   And now for the entertainment...the exotic male dancers would be evaluated for pay. There would be a base that each would start out with. Based first on their interaction with the customers, their base pay would increase. These increases could be given starting the second night that they work. In my fantasy world, there would be a wide-range of types in the dancer pool...twinks, athletes, muscle gods, hairy, pretty boys, mature, young, tall, not-so-tall, perfect hair, bald, different ethnicities, etc. And they would be equipped with differing characteristics as well: hung, average endownment, bubble butts, great smiles, kissable lips, etc., and a variety of eye and hair colors. It would be a requirement that my club have the option of full nudity. Each night that full nudity would be achieved. I'm not sure if the boys would be nude for most of the night, or for specific periods of time throughout the night. And of course, in my club, I would have to interview and select each dancer personally. I mean, it's a tough job, but somebody would have to do it.
   Behind the stage is an area divided in half. If you go to the right of the stage, you enter the VIP booth areas where private lap dances are given. If you enter the left side of the stage, it is a dressing room area for the dancers and entertainers.

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Males In Motion model: Conrad
   If any potential investors are out there reading this blog, and like my idea, just let me know. If there aren't any potential investors out there, then I'll keep buying my weekly lottery ticket and wish for the best. I'd like to hear what you think of my ideas. Also, tell me about your ideas that you would like to see in a club. Until next time, keep our current clubs going strong by supporting the male strippers, go-go boys, male revues, pole dancers, etc. I'll keep daydreaming about my future club.