Saturday, August 16, 2014

Why The Hell Should I Tip A Male Dancer?
(It Creates The Full Swing)

(Photo Source: glounge facebook page)
   Why the hell should I tip a male dancer? There are many reasons but I know of three that stand out: It's fun. It's sexy. It's a new story to tell.

(Photo Source: Magnum Thursdays facebook page)
   Tipping an exotic male dancer is fun! I don't know about you but I don't always have sexy men running around in their underwear at my house. Well, I take that back, I do have my partner. (Love you baby). But you know what I mean. Since I'm not the organizer or participant of an all male orgy, I don't usually have men in briefs or naked just waiting around for me to stop and admire. If you do, I say cheers and tip my dirty martini. But in most households, it's not the norm.

(Photo Source: Sinzation Male Review facebook page)
   So, take advantage of the situation, tip the boys and enjoy the hot men in their underwear....or less. By tipping them you let them know you like what you see. You show your appreciation for their working out and keeping their bodies in tip-top shape. And tipping encourages them to keep working as a male dancer. When they look good, we want them to stay around so we can keep enjoying them.

(Photo Source: Corner Pocket facebook page)
   Tipping an exotic male dancer is sexy as hell! When I'm at a bar or club, I survey the available male dancers and as everyone does, I visually determine which one I want to tip first. My normal proclivity is toward the lean athletic guys with muscle definition and cute twinks. But I also can be motivated to check out a dancer for other reasons...a handsome face, a bubble butt, a big dick or an erection, a broad and defined chest, etc. I want to show my appreciation for such amazing assets by tipping. I want them to make enough money in tips so that next time I walk through the door, they'll be there because it's financially worth it.

(Photo Source: No Parking Bar (Castro) facebook page)
   Tipping an exotic male dancer creates new stories to tell. In September, Males In Motion will celebrate its 11th year. I have enjoyed the talents of many exotic male dancers during that time. I have told stories about ...
...Mojo's (Tulsa) where over the years I've taken more pics of dancers than any other club.
...Madrigals (Chicago) no longer in existence - my favorite interior of any bar I've ever visited.
...The Brick/Joe's (Dallas) where they've redefined the happy hour with hot dancers, great bartenders and drink specials.
...Boxers N Briefs (St. Louis) where I saw one of the largest cocks I've ever seen in person, and my first ever trip to the VIP lounge.
...Swinging Richard's (Atlanta) where I've had several amazing nude lap dances.
...The Gaiety (NYC) which no longer exists... where I ... well, I'll leave that one there.
...X-Static (Springfield) now at X-Room ... where my partner experienced his first private lap dance. (Woohoo!)
...Missy B's (Kansas City) where the Men Of Skin perform ... sexy dancers who have also become friends.

(Photo Source: The Brick/Joe's facebook page)
   And it's not just me. I constantly receive emails, texts, blog comments, and have conversations with other exotic male dancer fans who share their experiences. My stories are mild compared to some of their stories. Woot! I've been told of fun being had in Pittsburgh, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Portland, OR, Phoenix, and many more places. And by the way, keep those stories coming.

(Photo Source: Share facebook page)
   For example, you'll often notice at the all-nude clubs, the boys come out with a few clothes on, but once the tipping starts getting in full do they. And I do enjoy the full swing. And full swing can help create more new stories.

(Photo Source: LeBoy Bar facebook page)

(Photo Source: glounge facebook page)
   Until next time, don't forget to tip the boyz! And the bottom line here is...the more you tip, the more opportunities you'll have to create new stories to tell. And if you're like me. The more times you'll get in trouble for ...

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Let's Get Nekkid...
Mike's Picks For Full Views Of Baskets And Buns

(Photo Source: MIM Archives)
   I was born and raised a southerner, and in the south we like to either create our own words or pronounce words our own way. One such word is nekkid. Nekkid is our way of talking about someone who is wearing no clothes. You might say naked or nude. Or, you might use a phrase like "in the buff" or "wearing nothing but their birthday suit". Our phrase would be "nekkid as a jay bird." I don't know why or if jay birds are ever nekkid but that's what we say, and the message gets across.

(Photo Source: MIM Archives)
   Let's say that lately you've been sitting/standing at that job of yours and thinking, "I need a break!" You're wanting to get away from it all! Personally I like to recommend that you go see the dancing boys, have a few drinks, maybe dance a bit, possibly hook up, etc., so where should you go?

(Photo Source: MIM Archives)
   When I have the time and the budget, I like to plan a weekend that allows me to go see my dancing men nekkid. And when a weekend like that gets to happen, I'll be playing at one of the following locations. Some of these locations are more than a weekend's trip away for me but I'm hoping that those of you who are close, will please go in my place and enjoy the nekkid boys in your area. And when you get back, I want to hear all about it. So either email me or write a comment after this blog.

(Photo Source: MIM Archives)

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   Did I miss one of your favorites? Let me know where you would go to see the nekkid men. You might give me an idea for my next weekend nekkid getaway. I mean sometimes you just want to get nekkid. Until next time, don't forget to tip the boys in the socks or armbands...they'll be nekkid so you won't have any underwear to put it in.

(Photo Source: MIM Archives)

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

The Quickie That Was Well Worth It
Le Campus In Montreal

(Photo Source: Le Campus Website)
   Did I really have the time? I had somewhere I wanted to be in an hour or less. When would I have another opportunity like this? It was right there. I could reach out and touch it. I have to do this. So, I walked in the door at Le Campus in Montreal.
   I went up the stairs and stopped halfway up at a large dark room where a doorman was collecting the door charge. Through the darkness I could see a bar and behind it a stage where a male dancer was sliding around his underwear to reveal a large erection. Yes, "everybody's got time for this". I walked in and went to the right of the bar to an area with tables and chairs, and found a seat. Within minutes a cute waiter/bar back asked me if I wanted something to drink. I ordered and soon received it, and tipped him. On the stage in front of me, another dancer had stepped out and was completely nude. He was muscular but lean. My eyes were quite pleased.
   I hadn't been sitting very long before several different dancers approached me asking me if I wanted to do a private with them. I explained that it was my first time there and I wanted to enjoy the show for a little while and then I'd consider a private. If I hadn't already had plans, I would have probably gone with each and every one of them. They each had assets that captured my attention and left me weak and vulnerable but I remained strong...unfortunately. I particularly remember one dancer named Larenzo. And he will be enough to keep my daydreams alive until I can return for a full night at Le Campus.
   As you see, I cannot speak from experience about any private lap dances but I can say that the show alone was worth my making a detour and stopping for an hour. It was a quickie but was well worth my stop. But when I return, and I will return, I will be doing much more than watching the show.

(Photo Source: Le Campus Website)
   Until next time, take a quickie if you have to...but when possible plan for going the distance long and smooth, or hard and rough....whatever floats your boat. And as always, don't forget to tip the boys!

Friday, July 11, 2014

Please Play Safe!
Males In Motion Gets Cheeky!

   Please Play Safe! You may have noticed some of our ads featuring a well-endowed model in skimpy underwear. We've been posting them in social media and in other online sources as a reminder for all guys to take good care of themselves. It's easy to get caught up in the moment and forget to play safe.
   We've tried to add a little bit of humor along with an eye catching photo of a guys junk on each ad. They are for your enjoyment as well as an attempt to capture your attention. Please play safe! We want you shaking that ass and dancing into a ripe old age.
   Until next time, put a sleeve on it and as always, don't forget to tip the boyz!

Below are some of the ads we've already posted.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Bad Boys Have All The Fun!
X-Room At Mardi-Gras ~ Springfield, MA

(Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page)
   So, the story goes like this...due to a particular situation I was in, my ride on the wild side started with me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I haven't done anything like that since I was a teenager. It felt like I was being bad, which felt good. I wasn't able to drive the vehicle we were in due to the sneaking out thing and all, so I called a cab. I slipped out of my hotel room and held the door so it would close quietly. I walked softly down the hall and ducked into the elevator.
   I made it to the lobby and out the front door without being seen. A mini-van drove up with two ladies in it. They stopped in front of the hotel and sat there waiting to pick up one of the hotel staff members. I was standing in the shadows to one side of the entry waiting for my cab. When they saw me, I heard the door locks pop into place. Yea, they thought I might be dangerous. I was becoming one of the bad felt good. "Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you?"

(Dancer JC ~ Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page)
   We arrived safely at the X-Room at the Mardi Gra but not before driving through a couple of sketchy neighborhoods. I think this was probably a ploy for the cabbie to get a higher fare, but it so added to my sense of doing something I shouldn't do, that I enjoyed it. It was worth a few extra dollars. X-Room is not in a bad area but for the sake of the story, I'll pretend it is. There was no one at the door of the club as I entered, so I made my way inside and up to the bar and acted like I was escaping the cover charge. I was living dangerously. I had reached my destination. "Tonight", I thought, "I am going to be bad." felt good.

(Dancer Gabe ~ Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page)
   This was a Sunday night and as at many clubs, it was a slower night at X-Room. Now for some that might be discouraging, but never for me! I've found that when it's a slower night, I get more attention from the male dancers. And for me, that's the whole reason I am there. This night was no different. I introduced myself to Sammy, the manager. We chatted a minute and then he began introducing the dancers to me. A big smile (but I'll call it an evil grin) crossed my face when I saw my three current X-Room favorites on the stage: Gabe, Trey and Troy. Continuing my 'bad boy' theme of the night, I allowed a few naughty fantasies to roll around in my head. They're still in there rolling. I bring them back around now and then. It felt good....(still does).

(Dancer Gabe ~ Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page)
   Gabe made his way over to me and introduced himself. We chatted a bit. He is so damn cute and has a tight, sexy body. My brain went off somewhere in fantasy land with him but somehow through the fog, I heard him ask if I wanted a private dance. I immediately came to my senses and replied, "Hell yea, let's go!" We went to the designated private dance area. Gabe instructed me to sit on the edge of the sofa in the small cubicle surrounded by curtains. I took my place and the private dance began. (Pause while I mentally relive the lap dance.) .... and it felt good. My memories just won't bring this story justice, you need to find out first hand. Go see Gabe at X-Room.

(Dancers Troy and Trey ~ Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page)
   I returned to the seat beside Sammy and we continued our conversation. Trey soon approached and sat on the bar in front of me. He placed his legs on both sides of my chair and we 'chatted'. I began tipping him as we talked. His twin brother, Troy, came over and joined in the conversation. And as you might guess, it wasn't long before Trey and I were making our way to the private section. The boys had suggested that I take both of them for a private at the same time, and that was very tempting. However, I wanted to get to know each of them individually, up close and personal.

(Dancers Trey and Troy ~ Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page)
  The private lap dances at X-Room are based on number of songs. It is $20 per song. I told Trey to start with two and we'll go from there. I took my place on the sofa and the private lap dance began. (Pause while I mentally relive the lap dance.) .... and it felt good. He and his brother are sexy, adorable and lots of fun. I encourage you to visit X-Room and discover this for yourself.
   Once again I returned to the seat beside Sammy but not for very long. I was ready to spend a little time with Troy and we made our way to the private section. Yes, I am an exotic male dancer whore. If that makes you think I'm a bad person, all I can say is "thank you!" (Pause while I mentally relive my lap dance with Troy. You can hum while you're waiting..."bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do?...") .... and it felt good. All I will say, is that these three hotties have caused me to move X-Room even higher on my list of favorite clubs to visit. Yea, they caused other things to move up that night as well.
   I had planned to get that private dance with the twins, or as Gabe suggested, maybe with all three of them. But before I realized it, it was time for the club to close. I left that night wanting more and when it comes to male strip clubs, that's always a good thing. But I'm not finished being bad at X-Room. I'll be back. But next time, I think I'll leave the bad boy theme behind and go for "legendary".

(Dancer Corey ~ Photo Source: Corey's Facebook Page
   The next morning no one was aware that I had slipped out during the night. And the reason I wanted to nap all day the next day was because "something kept me awake all night. I just couldn't sleep". It will be our secret as to just where I was and who kept me out all night. I like this type of secret....and it feels good.

(Dancer Gabe ~ Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page)
   Until next time, I give you permission to sneak out and go be bad. If you can go do it at X-Room in Springifield, MA, I'll invite you to go with me to get a skull tattoo. We'll go be bad together. Tell the X-Room boys I said hi. Slip them a buck or two for me.

Note: Yea, there are more pics of Gabe in this blog. Hmmmmm....wonder why that is? I just might possibly be a little partial, but don't tell the other guys.

(Dancer Gabe ~ Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page)

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

L'un des meilleurs!
Stockbar in Montreal is one of the best!

(Photo Source: Stockbar Website)
   I could stop there and that one word would explain what I think about Stockbar in Montreal. But, that isn't really fair to the reader. I need to provide a few details to spice it up a bit. After several years of off-and-on subscriptions to the online live shows from Stockbar, I finally found myself sitting at the bar that I had seen on my computer screen so many times before.

(Photo Source: Stockbar Website)
   On a recent Friday night while on vacation in Canada, I made my way to Montreal and discovered Stockbar. It had been a goal of mine for a long time and it was sweet to see it finally coming to pass. I entered the club and all I wanted to do for a few minutes was look around and take it all in. To the left of me was a long bar. A stage was in the middle to the back with a seating area in front and on each side of it. A long bar was also on the far right. At the front of the large room was the DJ booth facing the stage. I saw Anthony in the booth announcing the dancers as they appeared on the stage. I made my way to the bar at the far right and took a seat.

(Photo Source: Stockbar Website)
   I ordered and received a drink from a tall, slim cute bartender...only juice, this was a no alcohol night for me. I was alone and wanted to keep my senses as I later made my way back in a cab to my hotel. I was there only a few minutes when I was approached by a tall, muscular dancer who asked if I wanted a private dance. I told him not yet, that it was my first time to Stockbar and I wanted to soak it all in first. He promised to stop back by and he did. I was approached by several other dancers within a few minutes as well, one of them I recognized as Alfie from the online shows, and from the Stockbar calendar that hangs on my wall, and from the many times I've shared a pic of his hot face, body...well, everything...on facebook. He lived up to his pic in every way.

(Photo Source: Stockbar Website)
   An exceptionally handsome latino dancer Enzo (√Čl es muy guapo!) approached me and began talking to me and giving me a back rub. He was there from Miami and working for three months. I had been riding in a vehicle for several hours that day so the back rub felt amazing and was turning me into jello. He also asked if I wanted to go to the back for a private dance but still I was not ready. But I did tip him for the backrub. And had I not run out of time, I would have enjoyed a trip for a private lap dance with him.

(Photo Source: Stockbar Website)
   During all this time the show was being performed on stage by many different dancers. They would step onto the stage for one song partially dressed in jeans or sometimes in underwear. Then for the second song a little later, they would come out with an erection and strip to nude. I was enjoying myself very much by this time. There was a variety of different dancer types ranging from slim to maximum muscle mass.

(Photo Source: Stockbar Website)
   Behind the bar where I was sitting was a shower. While sitting just in front of the shower, I was treated to a shower show with Ben and Chuck. They both are what I call my type...good looking, slim, muscular bodies, great smiles, and so fun to watch. I entertained ideas of having a private session with each of them but they were popular and difficult to catch after the shower show. But there's always next time.

(Photo Source: Stockbar Website)
   A dancer named Spencer took the stage and commanded all my attention. He was the exact type of exotic male dancer that I enjoy most. He was slim but muscular and defined. He was handsome/cute and exuded a great attitude...approachable and I knew he would be fun for a private. After he had finished his nude dance on stage and as soon as he walked in my direction, I let him know that I would like to have a private dance from him.
   We went to an area located behind the stage where individual booths are set up with curtains that can be pulled for privacy. And there I received my private lap dance. For more details read the first word of this blog! All I will say is that you need to experience Stockbar in person. You will not be disappointed and if Spencer is there, you need to spend some time with him. He is hot as hell, and a really nice guy!
   The private lap dances are per song. You pay per song so if you're watching your budget, let the dancer know how many songs you can afford. Also, if you aren't sure, ask the dancer what the 'rules' are for the private lap dance and they'll explain everything for you. There were many dancers that I would have loved to have received a private lap dance from. However, I can honestly say, that had I spent the entire time with Spencer, I would have left a happy man! He wasn't the only dancer I received a private from, but his time was the most memorable.

(Photo Source: Stockbar Website)
   So, my partner and I have already discussed another trip to Montreal. Unfortunately, he was unable to accompany me on this one. After hearing my stories, he's ready to join me. I've been seduced by those hot Canadian men and their French accents.
   If possible, make Montreal and the Stockbar one of your future destinations. If you aren't able to make it there soon, subscribe to their online shows. That way you'll know what will be waiting for you once you make it to 1171 Rue St. Catherine Est.
   Until next time, stop in at Stockbar and have a private dance with Spencer. Tell him Mike from Males In Motion sent you. And as always...tip the boyz!!!
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Saturday, June 21, 2014

Men Of Skin
Eye Candy For What Ails You

Zion, Jake and Ronnie dancing on the bar at Area 18.
(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)

   A few weeks ago I was experiencing a little fatigue. A busy schedule coupled with some stress in my life had caused me to feel drained of energy. I had almost decided not to make the two hour drive to Tulsa but really wanted to see the guys from Men Of Skin. So, my partner and I jumped in the car and headed to Area 18 in Tulsa, Oklahoma. And boy, am I glad we did. I found a cure for the night.

Zion working and owning the pole.
(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   The Men Of Skin brought me out of my fatigue. They are always professional, always friendly and definitely ALWAYS HOT!!! It had been a few months since I had seen them and we quickly caught up. Zion and Jake gave me big hugs and Jake even provided an impromptu lap dance. No complaints here. It wasn't long before I had a big smile on my face and was getting lost in the fun of the night.

Ronnie, Jake and Zion posing for a photo with DJ Wes.
Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   I was introduced to Ronnie, a new member, and he politely gave me a hug. His body is the definition of the proverbial 'brick house'...solid muscle. I'll just say that Ronnie is the type of guy who causes fantasies to fire off in your head. His good looks, great smile and yes, that body will make an impression. You'll be remembering him long after the night is over. I have.

Spotlight on Jake looking sexy as always!
(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   Zion, Jake and Ronnie proceeded to swing on the pole, dance on the bar and make their way around the house. I moved around the club and enjoyed digitally capturing their movements.

Ronnie at the that body definition.
(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

Zion and Jake at the pole making all of us want to trade places...with either one.
(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   If you find yourself anywhere near a location where the Men Of Skin are performing, it is worth your while to check them out. They always put on a great show and their priority is to make sure the customers are having a good time. I've found this to be true from the first time I saw them. You can find out where they'll be performing from their facebook page. When you feel a little fatigue coming on, just locate the Men Of Skin for a quick energy boost. I"m sure you'll find other things getting a boost as well.

Jake and Area 18 dancer.
(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   Until next time, don't forget to tip the boys.