DISCLAIMER: When writing this blog, I must have been influenced by a fever or something. The Spring Equinox effects us all differently I guess. I make no apologies. There are plenty of readers who are guilty of sharing my thoughts even when they tend to be a bit on the naughty side. Read at your own enjoyable risk. --Mike
Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees. And the flowers and the trees...And the moon up above...And a thing called love. Well, I don't know how much love we're talking about but emotions, feelings and desires are starting to stir. It's springtime and all of nature is coming alive again. The trees are budding and sprouting green leaves.
And that's all fine and dandy but I'm more interested in other things that are bulging, springing out of their hiding places, and presenting themselves to the world. And all I'm asking is that they hike up their (not skirt) but shorts a little more, and show their world to me.
- Zane of Men Of Skin - Kansas City, MO
This time of year is a great time to go sight seeing. Find your local places of natural beauty and see what magic this Spring has conjured. Oh I'm sorry, those of you who are naturists probably think I'm referring to the local parks, waterways, mountain trails, etc. No, no, no...
- Fabio at Stock Bar - Montreal, Quebec
Stock Bar Website
- Click the link then scroll down the page to his pic to see a video of him stripping.
I'm recommending that you find a place to park your ass at your favorite watering hole that has dancing boys and follow the happy trails while tipping! Yes, that is what Spring means to me. I call that Spring Fever.
My advice for this horniest of seasons is to simply open yourself up, enjoy and let nature take its course! Look around you and take in all that mother nature and hours at the gym has provided.
In my world, everywhere I look I see things growing and growing and exploding with life. Adjustments have to be made to provide more room for growth. No, I'm still talking about male strip clubs.
Grab hold and hang on to all that Spring has to offer. Unless they are going to kick you out of the club, then let go so you can stay a while longer. And be sure and tip extra if you were allowed to hold on longer than expected.
Be sure and spread and spill seeds for the future. Tip today for more fun tomorrow. Plant a circle of ones around your favorite waistbands.
- Tre Baldwin - Los Angeles, CA (Photo by Brett Saari)
Rise to the occasion and meet Spring firmly. Don't pull away, stay strong and meet each thrust that life tries to give you with a smile on your face and a song in your heart.
- Johnny W Dangerously - Columbus, OH (Photo by Laura Dark Photography)
Let nothing get between you and celebrating this time of year. Bare your soul, among other things. And above all...have some naughty fun!
I hope these male dancers have raised your temperature to a Spring Fever level. Until next time, don't forget to tip the boys!
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