Saturday, January 25, 2014

Hard Times Have Come

(Photo Source: OilCan Harry's ~ Austin, TX)
   Hard times have fallen upon the exotic male dancer entertainment industry. This started in the full-nude clubs and has begun to affect the supposedly non-nude clubs as well.

(Photo Source: Facebook Post in Exotic Male Dancer Fans Secret Group)
   Yes, it's true! We've noticed a trend in exotic male dancers that has gripped us to the bone. We have observed more male dancers sporting hard-ons. Yes, some of the boys have been slapping themselves from thigh to thigh. But we've been told that sooner or later they will have the situation well in hand.

(Photo Source: Here Lounge ~ West Hollywood, CA)
(Photo Source: Here Lounge ~ West Hollywood, CA)
   If Woody is making a come back then we want to do everything we can to stroke the situation into something explosive. Pocket pool is sure to become an even more popular game in night clubs.

(Photo Source: Facebook Post in Exotic Male Dancer Fans Secret Group)
(Photo Source: Facebook Post in Exotic Male Dancer Fans Secret Group)
   If your local club has not seen a rise then don't feel you've been given the shaft. It's never too late. As the momentum begins to move faster and faster around the country, it should reach your area.

(Photo Source: Facebook Post in Exotic Male Dancer Fans Secret Group)
(Photo Source: Facebook Post in Exotic Male Dancer Fans Secret Group)
   And honestly, we are not trying to rub you the wrong way with this blog. We just hope you'll get to participate in the expansion and extension that is currently going on.

(Photo Source: Facebook Post in Exotic Male Dancer Fans Secret Group)
   I guess it is a bit confusing to say that we have fallen, when it seems that we are erecting 'things' every weekend. But the hard facts make it clear that more boners are showing up at clubs around the country. And we at Males In Motion couldn't be more pleased. Until next time, please keep reporting the hard facts to me. And when something pops up, tip it double!!


1 comment:

  1. Hysterical. At first, you had me going.....oh no the precession done went and hit the skin bar. You sneaky stinker.

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