Friday, March 29, 2013

2013 Club Review: All-Nude Boxers-N-Briefs
~ near St. Louis, MO

   "What are you doing over there? My dick is over here." LOL! That was my favorite line of the night. We were sitting in Boxers-N-Briefs at a table near the bar. The dancers take turns dancing on the bar and the customers sit on stools at the bar when they want to tip and get a little more attention from a specific dancer. The line above was spoken by a dancer called Houston, who at that time was dancing on the bar in the buff. Houston, is a very cute and 'nicely proportioned' dancer who along with another dancer named Country kept us entertained during the four hours we were there.
   My partner celebrated his birthday this month and when I asked him what he would like to do for his special day, his choice presented travel for me that would take us in the direction of St. Louis, MO. Well, for me it is a no-brainer, if I am close to St. Louis, MO then I am close to Centreville, IL which means...I will most certainly wind up at Boxers-N-Briefs. And since I was definitely in the mood for full male nudity, then I scheduled a night for us to spend enjoying the sexy midwest boys who let it all hang free.
   The only days my partner could take off from his job that were around his birthday were his birth day, a Wednesday, and a Thursday, the day after. I was a little apprehensive about going to Boxers-N-Briefs on a Wednesday night. It's the middle of the week, so I was worried it might be slow or maybe the more popular male dancers might wait until the weekend. But, all my worries were for nothing. We had a great time! In fact it all worked to our advantage. Having fewer customers in the bar meant we got more attention from the dancers...a definite plus!
   As mentioned above, Houston and Country kept us entertained. Both would drop by our table periodically and see if we were having a good time. Neck and shoulder massages were given. Also, a lap dance or two were enjoyed. I have to say that these guys are two of the best that I have ever witnessed in their ability to 'work' a customer smoothly and in a fun way. From the occasional looks in our direction, nods, smiles and winks, followed by the neck and shoulder rubs, they continued to keep us involved and having fun. And you know, if I am getting attention, then I am happy. And I was getting attention. So, Mikey was happy!
   I want to also add the dancer Troy in my list of favorites for the night. Troy is blessed with the genetics that create the wide shoulders, broad chest, narrow waist, perfect bubble butt, lean muscles, cute face and great smile. And yes, he is fully equipped. He easily captures your attention at first glance. Troy is definitely eye candy from afar, but let me verify that he is also most enjoyable up close and personal.
   My partner says he totally enjoyed his birthday celebration and says thanks to Houston and Country who gave him so much attention, both by themselves and a few times, together. I knew he had had a great time when he told me later that he spent a lot more money than he had planned. LOL! That sounds like birthday success to me!
   Just when I thought the night was about over, Houston stopped by and gave me another lap dance. I remarked, "and I thought I was going to get to keep the rest of the money in my pocket." But, I didn't, and I have no complaint about that. If you're ever in the St. Louis area, I whole heartedly recommend Boxers-N-Briefs. I have been there many times and I always go with a plan to have fun. And I ALWAYS find at least one dancer to have fun with...this time, I found several. The boys at Boxer-N-Briefs wear socks so there is a place to put your tips. So, until next time, stuff a few socks full of dollars!
UPDATE: August 2013: Visited Boxers N Briefs this past weekend with a couple of friends. We were there on a Sunday night. The crowd was a little smaller which was GREAT for us! We got a lot of attention from the dancers. We all had our favorites which included Chino, Timmy, Scottie, and Flex. Houston, from my previous visit stopped by to say hi even though he wasn't working. Thanks guys for making our getaway so much fun! We needed it! You delivered.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Make Us Have Naughty Daydreams Later

(Photo Source: Club Cobra LA On Facebook)
   You will never hear me complain about a hot male dancer in sexy underwear. Sexy underwear in a variety of styles and colors is always a pleasure to see on the dancers. And I never get tired of strategically placing tips in the waistbands of said underwear. My only complaint is that I sometimes run out of dollars. With this blog, I want to encourage male dancers to enhance their performances by being creative and playing into our fantasies by going a step beyond the underwear. I want to see them add costume accessories, or props that draw us in and make us have 'naughty' daydreams.

(Photo Source: XL Nightclub NYC On Facebook)
   Why should you take your performance to the next level? First, to keep yourself from getting bored. A lot of dancers burn out and if you are doing the same exact thing, night after night, burn out is sure to happen. Second, the customers, like me, are going to get bored. We live in an instant gratification society. I may think you're the hottest male dancer I have seen in years. But if I spend much time around you, I will soon reach a saturation level and I will be on to the next hottest male dancer I've seen in years. Keep me guessing what you're going to do next. If I know you're going to come out and swing around and around a pole, then move to a small stage and shuffle your feet, well, the first couple of times that may be enough for me. But soon, I am going to want something more.

(Photo Source: Jay Fuentes Photographer Dallas On Facebook)
   So what do I want? What do I want that is more than a male dancer wearing hot underwear? I want cowboys. Yes, I want you out there in a pair of cowboy boots, fit-you-ever-so-tight underwear, and a cowboy hat. That's the fantasy I like. So, if you'll add a cowboy hat and boots to your performance, I will be tipping more. I'm motivated to encourage you to keep dressing like a cowboy. For an example, read my blog review of BJsNXs in Dallas, TX. Note the part where I talk about the dancer Chance and his cowboy look.

(Photo Source: Males In Motion)
   Another option is a construction worker. Step onto the stage in a hard hat, gloves, boots, and a jockstrap and I'm going to remember you. I'm also going to be up out of my seat tipping you. And tips are what you're working for, right? And if it's not legal to wear that jockstrap alone, then wear something on top of it, and every now and then show it to me and let me know it's there. Yep, that will do it for me.

(Photo Source: Males In Motion)
   Other fantasies include costumes for a policeman, an army camo look, a hot sir or boy in leather, superheroes, and don't forget the athletes, baseball and football are particular favorites of mine. Inexpensive costume accessories can be purchased on ebay. It doesn't take much to add a spark of fantasy to what you are wearing. Yes, we'll still tip if you're wearing underwear only, but if you want us to remember you and look forward to the next show, then make us wonder what sexy costume you'll be wearing the next time we see you.

(Photo Source: Global Male)
   At this point I feel it necessary to clarify something about what I am suggesting here. I like exotic MALE dancers who use costume accessories to enhance the masculine image. I'm not talking about male dancers who would rather be female illusionist and reflect such in their costumes. Now, I have no beef with drag queens. They have their place in the entertainment world, however, for me the two should not mix, at least not at the same time. If you are a drag queen on a different night, then for me, I ask that you keep that alter-ego hidden, an exotic male dancer with make up, rhinestones, and choreography better suited for a diva, puts out my inner fire and doesn't rank high in my need-to-tip meter. (And there will be no place for you in my later naughty daydreams.) My response will be to sit in my chair until a male dancer reignites that fire. Now, that's just me, I am sure there are other customers who might like a little feminine touch but if I wanted that, I'd be going to the nearest titty bar.

(Photo Source: Ethan ~ Exotic Male Dancer ~ Chicago Facebook Page)
   Thanks for the daydreams. Until next time, don't forget to tip the boyz! And if they have stepped up their game and have added a costume or two, tip them extra! Tell them Mike from Males In Motion says 'THANK YOU!"



Photo Source: Males In Motion

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Friday, March 8, 2013

Bryce Adonis ~ Beyond The Hot Body!

   Let's just get it out of the way at the very beginning! Bryce is hot! He has a hot, sexy body! That's a given! And even though it's not needed, I can back it up with facts. He performs on a regular basis at one all-nude male strip club, and one that features some of the hottest men in the industry. So, you can't just get up off the sofa and walk into a club like that and get regular bookings. No, you have to have the goods to get you in the door. And Bryce has the goods!

   Now, let's move on beyond the hot body. Bryce is a smart-ass, but the fun kind. He can have an acid tongue that will make you laugh. He is real and respects others that are real. (Remember all of this. These are tips to help you get in his pants. Oh but I forget, when he performs he often doesn't wear pants. And when he is not wearing pants, he has a great body...............................oh, sorry, got distracted for a moment.)

   I love it when this guy smiles. It's sexy and brings the party to the room. You don't have to believe me, I can provide personal accounts from others who have definitely placed Bryce on their A-list of exotic male dancers.

   Bryce performs at Club Xstatic in Springfield, MA and at The Adonis Lounge in New York City. I have featured Club Xstatic in a blog before. The Adonis Lounge has moved to a new location and is getting a lot of attention these days.

   Bryce of course, is not the only exotic male dancer at Club Xstatic or The Adonis Lounge but he's definitely one of our favorites. If you are going to be in either city, check out the club and spend some quality time with Bryce. You'll be glad you did. And when you do, tell him Mike from Males In Motion recommended him (and his hot body) and says hi.

   I'm currently trying to talk Bryce into doing a multi-city tour at some of my favorite clubs in the midwest and south. I think I've almost got him talked into it. If you experience the pleasure of getting to tip Bryce in person, please add a dollar for me. Place mine on the back side so I know you saw his cute butt. Until next time, if I forget, please remove the leash and unlock the leather collar from around his neck.......oh wait, that really didn't happen. Sorry, that was just something I was daydreaming about. Don't forget to tip Bryce and all the boyz!!!