Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Wet Underwear Or No Underwear And Cascading Water ~ Male Stripper Shower Shows!

   I have walked in enough snow this winter to last me several winters. And the frozen wet weather has not been sexy for me in any way. I prefer the tease that comes with wet underwear, rather than wet overcoats. I do not have the luxury of flying off to the Caribbean so with the approaching warmer weather my thoughts have begun to drift toward fantasies of hot men in skimpy swim trunks at the pool or the beach. You know, the fantasies where being wet makes everything "almost revealed". Until the summer heat arrives, I've decided to step into some of my favorite clubs that have shower shows and/or wet underwear contests. These I believe can "tide me over" for now.

   At this moment I would like all readers to pause and give a shout for Wet Underwear Contests! WOOT!!! Yes, let your appreciation of these events be known. They are often held at clubs and the participants are club patrons and audience members. When the right guys are attending, the contest can create a room full of trouser tents. If the contestants are not the type who cause flags to rise on the flag pole, then the wet underwear contest can be comedic and fun. Both are sure to provide a good time at the bar. Anthony, a selection to our Top 10 2010 Exotic Male Dancers, performs a shower show in this pic at Spin in Chicago.

   I have a request for all exotic male dancers (or even audience members) who participate in wet underwear contests, please wear white underwear. I promise that white underwear will generate the best responses from the crowd and if the contest is selected based on an audience's noisy response, then it's a no brainer. On a more personal level, I would like to see you wearing white underwear because when it gets wet, I get a more revealing view of your junk. Hey, I'm just being real here.

   Wet Underwear Contests are sublime, however, the type of wet contest that I most enjoy is one where exotic male dancers slide under the shower nozzle. If you happen to live in or be visiting Chicago, stop by the club Spin on Friday nights and watch their shower show and contest. Fabion, pic right, was also chosen as one of our 2010 Top 10 Exotic Male Dancers, and you just might catch him getting soaking wet at Spin.

   One of my favorite shower shows happens at Boxers-N-Briefs near St. Louis, MO. The shower is encased in glass like a phone booth. It is elevated in the middle of the bar. You can sit anywhere around the U-shaped bar and watch the show. Throughout a night one or more dancers will enter the shower, fully nude I might add, and soap up, wash up, and rinse off in full view. After the show, the dancer walks around the bar holding an empty ice bucket and the patrons drop their tips down inside. The shower show at Boxers-N-Briefs is very entertaining to say the least.

In the pic above right, Austin Wilde and Brett Swanson get wet together at Spin.

   If you do not have a shower show near you, we recommend the Stockbar live broadcast from Montreal. The dancers are fully nude, and two or more will often perform a shower show together as shown in the pic left.

   If there is a shower show near you, then please get those one dollar bills ready and show your support for shower shows. It's just plain clean fun! Do you know of a shower show we didn't mention? If so, please post a comment and let us know where to find it. Or, send me the location in an email. Until next time, I'll be waiting with a towel when you step out of the shower. I won't promise to give it to you, but I'll be waiting.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Male Stripper Costume Tip 4: Show It Off For Mardi Gra! (And Other Special Events!)

   Special events are the time to show off what you've got!!! You've been working out and your body is looking hot. If you're going to go to all the work of making it look that good, then it is my opinion that it needs to be shared. Males In Motion has put together a few underwear options that will showcase your "goods" or maybe even expose them! We've stayed mainly with the Mardi Gra colors of purple, gold and green. Mardi Gra is on March 8 this year and there will be lots of parties the week leading up to "Fat Tuesday". So, make your selections now and be ready to dance your ass off at the events, and make those tips!

   This G-string will get attention leading to more tips! When the barest of coverage is allowed but required, wear the Gregg Homme Hercules G-string and become the "eye candy" that party goers are hoping to SEE! It's not cocky, just confident and fun!

   These are but a few of the available options. Click on any of the pics in this blog to view and/or purchase that item. Or, to look for other dance wear options that fit your style. You can make the party something extra special!

   Until next time, throw me some beads mister!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Exotic Male Dancers Who Have Stolen Our Hearts - Happy Valentine's Day!

   We hope you have a safe and romantic St. Valentine's Day! If you have a "heart-on" for one of our Valentine's dancers, don't worry, we won't be putting the cards back in the box. We're expecting to see a lot more of these guys in the coming months.

Until next time, all our love... XXXOOXXX.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Look what I found. Can I keep him? ~ Jay Roth ~ Exotic Male Dancer In New York City

   I can't help it. I find Jay Roth totally adorable. He is extremely sexy, always smiling with those perfect pearly whites, tight and compact body, great sense of humor, and he likes to run around mostly-naked. WOOHOO!
   My partner says, yes, I can keep him but I have to share! Well, I'm not sure what Jay would think about that but I'll at least keep him in an active fantasy. Let's see, should it be a leather theme with chest harness, leash and collar, or possibly pool boy, butler, pizza delivery boy, baseball player, medical doctor in scrubs, hmmmmm. Maybe I should just try them all out to see which one works best. (And don't try to tell me that you didn't just imagine him in all those fantasies for yourself.) Jay is an active participant in the themed parties of F*WORD at Club Splash in NYC on Friday nights. That might actually see Jay dressed in costume for one or more of those roles. Well, "dressed" may be a little bit much but his costume will fit the theme. (Ok, another Woohoo! is in order here!)

   Walk into any club or bar in North America and see Jay dancing on the bar like in the pic at left and you automatically know it's going to be a good night! By the time last call hits though, I would be flat broke without cab fare, having stuffed all my one dollar bills in the straps and pouch of that jock strap. How could I have gone through $500 so fast? (SMILE). I promise I would try to stand there and not stare with mouth open like a weird Melvin (insert perverted evil laugh here), I would attempt to work my way around the room, meeting and greeting, but always keeping an eye on the red pouch. He's definitely worth viewing from every angle possible. (Apologies to all Melvin's who are not weird.)

   And if I'm wanting to enjoy the view from every angle then this focus must also be explored. Bravo! Bravo! (I felt a cheer was in order. And I'd like to thank Jock Strap makers everywhere for this moment. Woot!) And look higher, no higher than that, keep going...look at the muscles in his back! Good job on the workouts Jay! Thanks for sharing. OK, I do apologize if I'm getting a bit giddy but it does happen to all gay men from time to time. I have friends that get giddy about celebrities but for me, I reserve that emotional charge for exotic male dancers like Jay Roth.

   Didn't I tell you he is adorable? Looks like I'll be watching the blue pouch too.

Photo Sources: Photographer Michael Bernal, Jay Roth's Facebook Albums




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   If you are planning a trip to Manhattan check Jay's Facebook page and find out where he'll be dancing. Like I said, you know it will be a good night if he's dancing on the bar. Tip him a dollar for me and tell him Mike from Males in Motion said WOOHOO!!! Until next time, tuck those dollar bills in the straps and pouches. And Jay, I know you're not a stray, but if you ever want to follow me home, I promise to keep you warm (I'll have to think about safe. *wink*). Adorable, I tell you...adorable!