Thursday, March 31, 2011

Selecting A Male Stripper For Your Event Or Private Party

   Honestly, I do not like having to cold call a male stripper agency to hire a male stripper for a party or club appearance. Unless you have previous experience with the agency, you never know exactly what you are getting. For example, there are several websites that advertise for male strippers across the United States. It is amazing how many of these have the same dancers in their galleries of photos. One dancer in Miami, FL could also be listed in Portland, OR and you pay the same rate. So, if I select a dancer from the website for a party in Portland, is he in Miami or Portland? And if he is in Miami does he fly all the way to Portland, OR at his expense for my party? Well, of course not! The websites are fraudulent. They may have dancers but they are not always the ones shown in the photos. And I've also noticed something else about these photos, they are the same photos the dancers were using almost 8 years ago when I started Males In Motion. I need to learn their secrets to see how they keep from aging. *Wink* In order to help my blog readers avoid a costly mishap I want to provide a little guidance on selecting a male stripper for your event or private party.

   First, if you are selecting a male stripper from an online source based on the picture of a hot guy, then be sure the first question you ask when the phone is answered, is.."Will I get the same dancer at my party that you are showing on your website?" And if he has a name beside his pic, be sure and say his name. If the answer is no, then please realize that you have already been deceived once, do you want to continue with this agency? If you do want to continue because maybe this is the only agency advertising in your area, then ask them to email pics of their current dancers to you so you can make a selection. If they say they do not have any, then hang up. If they have them and will send them, then ask if the pics are current. If they say no, then ask them when the pics were taken, or go a step further and ask them to take a pic of the dancers with their cell phone and text them to you. If they still make excuses, hang up. If you don't hang up at this point, then you deserve what you get!

   I am speaking from experience. A few years ago I hired a dancer to pose for promotional pictures for my website. Being naive at the time, I based my decision mainly on the "hot" pics of this dancer that were posted on his website. And I assure you he was hot and the promotional pics would have been too, except when he arrived, he looked nothing like his pics. I had been smart enough to ask him if the pics were current. He said they were about a year old and he had put on about 30 lbs. in muscle since they were taken. That was my red flag but I was really happy thinking I was getting a dancer that was so hot, so I continued. Well, as you might guess, the muscle was "table muscles". He had gained at least 30 lbs. and although there was a hint of the former dancer in his face. He did not look like the pic. He had also died his hair which gave him a totally different look as well. So, I was the moron that day. But even after that, I was still trying to deny my goof up, I went ahead with the photo shoot. In my head I created this fantasy that I could crop the pics and make them work. It was a costly mistake. And one, I will not make again.

   If at all possible, hire a dancer that you have seen "caught in the act". In other words, a male dancer that you have seen at a club, a private party, or even in a YouTube video. At least that way you have an idea of what you are getting. By selecting a male stripper that you have actually seen, you can assess his value based on the following criteria:
    Guidelines for selecting a male stripper
  • Positive interaction with the audience...It's all about customer service.
  • Physical appearance...Will his physical attributes add to your party atmosphere?
  • Costume selection...what does he wear and how good does it look on him?
  • Dancing ability...if you are wanting more than just "eye candy", can he dance?
  • Price of the he worth what you will have to pay?
  • Audience Type...Is he the right male stripper for the audience you will bring together?

   Let's look at each of the guidelines in more detail. First, how does this dancer react with the audience? Is he friendly and does he express thanks when tipped? You want a dancer that is approachable and acknowledges a tip when a guest gives him one. Watch out for the extreme social animals as well. Does he spend most of his session talking to his friends (or hitting on one of the guests) rather than doing his job?

   Does this dancer have the physical appearance that will appeal to your party guests? There is a wide variety of body types and looks in exotic male dancers. Some fans like slim, young twink dancers, others like muscular body builders, and there are also those that like the heavier, hairy bear types. I personally like the jocks and athletic looking guys. So, evaluate your crowd and try to select a dancer that will make the party more successful.

   What will the male dancer be wearing at your party? Will you make that call or will you allow him to select his own costumes? If you have a preference, let him know what you would like. If you do not have a preference, tell him to bring several different costume options. That way, if you don't like one, there will be others to choose from.

   Can he actually dance? I've said it many times before, there are some exotic male dancers who can really dance and are fun to watch. They can be sensual and teasing and add a lot to your party. There are other dancers who cannot dance. However, if they are there mostly for eye candy, do you really care whether they can dance or not? That is your call. My obvious preference is eye candy that can dance.

   How much is it going to cost to have this dancer perform at your party? Is he worth it? Evaluate his ability to add to your party. Also, make sure you ask how long he will be dancing. If you need him for 2 hours and he schedules you and charges you an amount for only one hour, your party favor will walk out the door before the party is over. It all depends on the type of event you are planning and how an exotic male dancer fits into the plan.

   NOTE: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!! What type of audience will be at your party? Will the crowd consist of ladies only, men only, a mixture of both? If it is ladies only, you might want to consider hiring a dancer that is straight. If the crowd is gay men only well, of course, you might consider hiring a gay dancer. If you watched a dancer previously at another event and aren't sure and couldn't tell, then it doesn't matter. Some dancers have the ability to dance for men or women and can treat each one equally. Some cannot. I say this from experience. I have been to male strip clubs, and have watched male revue shows where the gay guys were much more friendly to the men and where the straight guys were distant until a female approached them. Getting a positive response from the male dancer will add to the experience your audience members will have at your party or event. A negative response will be remembered as well.

   I hope this helps in your selection of a male stripper for your event or private party. There are a lot of excellent male dancers out there. Find the one(s) that best fit your event or private party. And please, encourage your "crowd" to tip the boys...even if you are paying them. Tipping provides an interaction between audience member and male stripper that is fun, intimate, and will help create sordid tales about your event. Until next time, send me a party invitation.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Butt Seriously...Anatomy 101: The Male Stripper Butt

   In this blog we pause for a moment to celebrate the male behind. We especially want to show our appreciation for the exotic male dancers who know that their derriere is also their money maker and they dress, or undress accordingly. We cheer loudly for the attention grabbing bubble butts that rhythmically move on stages across this great land, and those of foreign lands as well. To all those male stripper's who stir us with desire to reach out and squeeze their cheeks, we say thanks.


   And to celebrate the male butt, we have provided pictorial glimpses of some of our favorites. We admit we enjoy the baskets, boxes, and bulges but we also enjoy the booty. And we are grateful when exotic male dancers shake, show and roll. We recommend that you tip the backside when possible, and enjoy!


   I hope this blog has put a smile on your lips and a stirring below the waist. Show your appreciation of those firm, amazing "ASSets" by tipping the boys. Until next time, sneak a squeeze for me.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Exotic Male Dancer ~ Efren Rodriguez ~ Monkey Business In San Diego

   There is a rumor going around that Efren Rodriguez has a monkey that once went down on a mermaid. It hasn't been confirmed but I have spoken to people who say it is true. Well, I haven't really spoken to them but I have read their posts on Facebook. So of course, it must be true. This and many other amazing partial conversations can be found in the world of Efren Rodriguez. I have often wondered just what I must have missed before I friended Efren on Facebook. Here's a quote from a recent post, "My favorite thing to do when I am stressed out, and tired and I have a day off is to get food from jack in the box and watch like 5 episodes of south park back to back." Anyone that likes south park gets a plus on my list. I mean laughter is good...mmmmkay!

   A favorite Efren post of mine is, "I can't see my toes cuz my d*ck gets in the way". That explains a confession that I need to make. You see, I am unable to hear or read some of the funny things that Efren says because I get distracted by the pouch. It happens like this, I first innocently notice his sexy eyes, great smile, pretty boy looks, but then my eyes begin to wander. They pause on that chest, well, you've seen it. And then they work their way down to the pouch...the pouch...oh, and did I mention the pouch? I'm sure you can understand.

   Efren dances for Global Male Productions and can be seen at many different venues in the San Diego area including Pan Dulce and other events held at Numbers. He can also be seen frequently in Weho. The best way to follow Efren is to check his Facebook page where he posts the locations of his weekly appearances.


"...and did I mention the pouch?"



The current Global Male Productions Calendar includes:

Every Tuesday
at Bourbon Street

Every Thursday
at Numbers

Every Friday
at Numbers

Every 2nd Saturday
at Numbers


   If you really want to see the monkey go down on the mermaid, search in Efren's Facebook photo albums. The picture is there. And if you live in, or will be going to the San Diego area, be sure and find out where Efren will be dancing. Tip him a dollar for me.

   Until next time, don't let your monkey get out of hand.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Male Strippers Who Stroke...

   Alright, I admit it! The title of this blog, "Male Strippers Who Stroke..." is a tease. And the title is one of the major reasons you decided to read this blog. If you want to watch male strippers who stroke their large endowments, then I recommend you click here and visit Stock Bar in Montreal, and visit the "jack off" room on their website. If you are curious about the real story behind the blog title, keep reading and I'll fill you in.

   The main goal for any club owner is to make a financial profit. There are those who have already made their fortunes and invest in bars or clubs as tax write-offs or as pet projects, but those are few and far between. The majority of club owners are in it to hopefully have some fun, but definitely to make a financial profit and enjoy the standard of living they desire. With this fact as our base it becomes clear that the exotic male dancer is hired to dance in a bar or club to assist the club owner in generating revenue and making a financial profit. You can argue that it is to have nice "eye candy" or "sexy scenery" but if the night club isn't making money then the doors will eventually shut and everyone goes home to stay.

   If the exotic male dancer wants to be hired for the best gigs, and keep a full calendar of jobs, he must find ways to contribute to the profit of the bar or club owner. One easy way that this can be accomplished is to develop a following of fans. If you are hired to dance at a club and each time you show up, a full house of your fans show up too, then the club owner is more likely to invite you back. By bringing a following, the exotic male dancer is contributing to door cover receipts (if one is charged), bar receipts, and tips given to the entertainment, bartenders, staff, etc. This is a win-win for the bar or club owner.

   When I titled this blog "Male Strippers Who Stroke...", I am simply talking about stroking the egos of your fans. Please don't interpret this as being insincere, I am simply advising a dancer to pay attention to their fans. When someone tips you, let them know that you are grateful with a hug or kiss on the cheek. They are tipping not because they feel obligated, but because they are attracted to you for one reason or another. Spend a few minutes getting to know these people who are tipping you and create a following. When you bend down to give that hug, let them know where you'll be dancing the next night, or next weekend and invite them to join you. All it takes is, "hope you'll be there". You aren't promising anything extra, you're only expressing a desire that they go with you.

   When you show up to dance at a gig and the house is filled with a crowd that already likes you, then first of all, your tips will be good, the owner will be happy for the bar tabs that came with you, and your fans will enjoy being a part of your night. This all adds up to requests for return engagements at the same venue. The old saying applies, "If you'll scratch my back, then I'll scratch your's." If you help take care of the owner, then it is more likely that he or she will help take care of you.

   Until next time, stroke it.


Click a pic to find out more about that club. UPDATE: MJ's Bar has closed since the writing of this blog.



Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Tristan Effect ~ Exotic Male Dancer Tristan ~ Chicago

   It's contagious, causes a smile to form on your face, and seems to dissolve problems, worries, and the stresses of your week. We call it "The Tristan Effect". Once you have seen the smile, heard the laugh, and watched his hot body dance, you'll be under his influence too. Of course, expect other physical responses as well.

   Here's the scenario. You go to a bar because you "need a drink" after the week you've had. You walk in, order your favorite libation from the bartender, and then take a seat. A sigh escapes your lips. Looking up you see Tristan dancing on the platform in the middle of the bar. He looks your way, flashes that "glad to see you smile", and you begin to melt. Its only natural that you take a few minutes and drink him in from head to toe. See, you're already feeling relief.

   It only gets better. Step up and tip him and you'll see. We recommend a night around Tristan for what ails you. But you don't have to be stressed, it's ok to show up for the fun as well! You can often find Tristan dancing at Chicago area clubs such as Hunter's in Elk Grove Village and the Velvet Rope Lounge in Oak Park.




   Ok, I have struggled to retain my respectability during this blog but a Tristan fan can only take so for the lurid details behind the blog...Tristan is a total hottie. That body of his is amazing...and the ass, well, there aren't many that are any finer. He has that killer smile and a sparkle in his eyes. And he often wears thongs or skimpy briefs when he dances, I mean, when he does that I have thoughts. It happens. I'll admit it. Let's just say that I want to be that santa hat...look in his facebook photo albums and you'll know what I that out. I was about to burst! Until next time, feel the ripple. And tip the boys...Chicago, tip Tristan for me...then enjoy the smile.

Photos provided by Tristan and located in his facebook photo albums.

Click below and watch those sexy French Canadian boys!