Saturday, December 3, 2011

To All The Bartenders I've Ever Loved Before

   Exotic Male Dancers are definitely the drawing card for me when determining which clubs I want to visit. But while watching those sexy men dance and provide a night of fantasies for me, I enjoy sipping one of my favorite alcoholic beverages. Unless I'm the designated driver, I will enjoy one or two. I'm a light weight drinker but I do have a few cocktails or beers that I prefer.
(Photo: Spin in Chicago, IL)

   Let's start with the hard stuff. I always like starting with the hard stuff when watching exotic male dancers. (Yes, pun intended.) I prefer a martini, a dirty martini to be exact. In a chilled martini glass, I like a dash of Vermouth poured in, swished around and then poured out. Too much Vermouth is not a good thing. In a shaker add 6 oz. of Vodka and 1.5 oz of green olive brine from the jar. Gently shake it together. Pour to the rim, the unstrained mixture into the chilled martini glass. The "dirty" name comes from the cloudy look of the martini in the glass due to the olive juice/brine. Skewer three large green olives on a cocktail toothpick and place inside the glass. Sip slowly, I said slowly. Tip the bartender.
(Photo: MJs in Los Angeles, CA)

   At this point I think I should state that a designated amount or tip budget for the night should have already been established. If you drink more than one dirty martini, your money will begin to fly out of your pocket and into the waistband, socks, armband, etc., of your favorite exotic male dancer. And he may not actually be your favorite dancer but the one who has become your favorite due to the introduction of alcohol into the evening. Do I know this from experience? I reserve the right not to incriminate myself.
(Photo: Splash in New York, NY)

   On a night when I'm not in the mood for sipping but feel I need to relax quickly, I prefer a Jack and Coke. And if you have a good bartender then he/she will prepare a J-A-A-A-CK and coke, with emphasis on the amount of Jack Daniel's poured into the glass as compared to the amount of coke. I do not suggest specific amounts of each ingredient but rather let the bartender determine that. Oh, and I do like ice in my glass as well, but not an excessive amount since we do want to enjoy our sugary, stiff concoction. The appropriate response to this drink is to loosen up and enjoy the show. Go easy. If you have too many, you won't be able to tip the boyz unless they are making housecalls at your table, which I do hope they are doing.
(Photo: Mojos in Tulsa, OK)

   And while I am on the subject of whiskey, I must admit that I do enjoy a Crown and Coke from time to time. Crown Royale is very smooth. This is not a drink for getting drunk. This is a whiskey you drink and savor. So, sit back, act like you are the richest man/woman in the room. Be careful with how many you drink of these as well. You might wind up giving most of your money to the bartender with little left for the dancers. And after all, it is the dancers that we are here to enjoy.
(Photo: Dick's Cabaret in Phoenix, AZ)

   There are some nights that I cristen beer nights. I never know when a beer night will occur, they just happen. I will have to say that most of them do occur during the hot months of the summer. It seems a cold beer on a hot summer night is sometimes the only thing that will do. When this occurs my beer of choice is a Dos Equis Amber with a wedge of lime. There are times when money is tight and I must drink on a budget. During those times I go with Bud Light in a bottle. If money is seriously an issue, then Bud Light draft is the drink of choice. I don't want to but I have to. There's nothing wrong with Bud Light, but I prefer a darker beer. And let me state here, that there are those who prefer beer on tap rather than in a bottle as well. The good thing about being a light weight drinker is that I can drink three beers and I am good for the night. So, not only am I a light weight drinker, but a cheap one when necessary as well. The bottom line here is that I want to make sure I have enough money to tip the boyz. So, a cheaper drink, and less of it are fine with me.
(Photo: Johnny's in Ft. Lauderdale, FL)

   Beware of bartenders/owners/managers bearing gifts! Free drinks are great! And I will occasionally stop in at a club/bar early to catch a free drink special. Also, there are bartenders who want to introduce their newest creation and give you a free sample...ok, I'll bite. Then there are owners/managers who will offer you free drinks if you are a good customer, or a potential good customer. Let's just say, that sometimes free drinks are hidden encouragement to spend more money. We all know that as you consume more alcohol, your inhibitions begin to drop, your financial filters begin to fade, and the tight grip you had on your wallet when you entered the door, begins to loosen up. If you think you'll have a problem with giving all your money to the pretty boys, then take a specific amount into the bar and leave the rest at home, in the bank, or at least in your car. Then, if you want to spend more money, you have to either drive home and get it, go to the ATM, or walk out to your car. This will help you be a little more financially responsible.
(Photo: BJsNXS in Dallas, TX)

   There are times when I stray away from the drinking patterns above but for the most part, I am a creature of habit and I follow them closely. During the holiday season, step into your favorite bar/club that presents exotic male dancer entertainment, and tip the bartender an extra buck or two. Share the spirit of the season. Until next time, look for me at the table down front. I'll be the one sipping the dirty martini and tipping the boyz! Happy Holidays!

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Gifts You Want To See Them Take Off

   Maybe the local exotic male dancer isn't on your shopping list this holiday season but I argue that maybe they should be. Of course, if I am going to give a gift to a male dancer, then I am going to require a string be attached to that gift. My only requirement is that they wear the gift that I have given them either on stage, or maybe even in a VIP Lounge session. If you know this dancer well enough to present them with a gift, then you most likely will get your wish and see them wearing it.

   I have selected a few items that I would like to give to my favorite exotic male dancers and that I would like to see them wear, before they seductively strip them off.
Classic Black Red Net Brief
Sale $10.80

 Holanda Brief
 Sale $10.80

   Perfect for your fantasy athlete of any sport! Or maybe you'll create a new sport to play!

Play With Me Football Boxer Brief
Sale $27.38

   Football is called a contact sport! Ok, that works for me.

 Fair Play Referee
 Sale $20.63

   For all of you in lust with authority figures. This ref will always call it your way!

Enhance It Boxer
Sale $15.40

   White is the perfect color under bright lights, when soaked at a wet underwear contest, or for more intimate moments. And this fabric is soft to the touch. Go ahead, try it out!

 Male Power
 Neon Mesh Mini  Pouch Short
 Sale $15.40

   Mesh is always a nice surprise! Imagine this model being fully dressed. He slowly removes his outer clothing to reveal all.

Greg Homme
Pump Up Boxer Brief
Sale $32.25

   If you got it, flaunt it! Or at least frame it and stick it out there! We'll show our appreciation in more tips!

 Original Camouflage  Boxer
 Sale $16.25

   No need to ask or tell. Just wear these and say it all. Let's hide in the barracks and work out some diplomatic maneuvers.

 Patrol Military
 Brazilian Trunk

 Sale $15.60

   This is your military undress uniform. I want the basket full, the bottom tight, and these at your ankles in less than five seconds! Your answer should be, "Sir, yes sir!"

   Make it clear what team your batting (or catching) for. These pride inspired boxers leave no doubt.

Joe Snyder
Rainbow Xpression Boxer
 Sale $21.00
   Do your shopping online and have these gifts shipped to your favorite dancer, or even better, ship them to your house and take them to the dancer. Or maybe even better, have them shipped to your house, invite the dancer over to try them on and model them for you! There is also one more them for yourself! Until next time, tip the boyz a little extra during the holidays! Spread some holiday cheer!
Related Link
The Dancer's Dozen~ Twelve Underwear Styles We Like On Male Strippers

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Naughty November 2011 Is Here!!! What to do?

   Naughty November is here! Each year during this month we celebrate the bad boys, or maybe the boys being bad, or even the boys being very good! Our theme song for this year is
S&M by Rihanna. If you don't know the song well, click the link and imagine your favorite go-go boys dancing to it.    Turn your eyes north to Montreal, QC Canada. Make plans now to join in on the celebration for the Stockbar's 20th Anniversary. The Stockbar is where originates. Make plans now to be there for December 2 and 3 to see pornstars Marcus Mojo, Tyler Torro, James Huntsman and Samuel O'Toole. And yes, ladies and gentlemen the men will get totally naked. Now if you can't make it to Montreal, then you can subscribe to the online show and watch from the comfort of your home computer, or laptop. Click the pic below and set up your viewing pleasure today. Stockbar has hot dancers every night of the week, so no need to wait until December. Go ahead, get naughty online!

   Click below to SEE more of these gentlemen when they play very naughty.

   Marcus Mojo


   James Huntsman


   Tyler Toro

   Samuel O'Toole

   I am sure out of that group you will be able to find something you can enjoy! Until next time, have a very, very naughty November. And don't forget to tip the boyz!!!

Links to previous reviews of
January 2011
February 2010

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Expose Yourself! ~ Using Online Photos To Increase Tips For Exotic Male Dancers

   You're in it for the money! Let's establish that fact from the very beginning. The money that can be given to the exotic male dancer is in the pockets of the audience, crowd, fans, managers, owners, agents, etc. So, if you are wanting more of that money transferred into your pocket through tips, then this blog is for you. Digital pics of you doing your thing on the stage, dance floor, bar, etc., will have an impact on your tips. How? You might ask. The power of visual promotion, that is how.
(In pic above: Jay Roth Photo by Michael Bernal)

   In advertising and promotion, words or copy are used to promote the product or service. There will be a catch phrase, or advertising hook that will catch your attention and then descriptions of how that product or service will improve or enhance your life. Add a music jingle that gets stuck in your head and you sing it throughout the day and the advertisers have done their job at introducing the product or service. But for maximum impact, you need visual stimulation. That is why many music artists spend so much money on their music videos. That is why so much money is spent in fashion photography. That is why the Super Bowl commercials are always so fun and/or outrageous. ( Photo by Damon Frazier)

    The same principles apply to promoting the exotic male dancer. The fact that almost every party goer owns a smart phone, or at the very minimum, a phone that can take and send pics, creates a free promotional tool that you can use to your advantage. First, dress to encourage picture taking. My motto, "Show some skin and they will come in." Wear something that is sexy, puts the junk on display, and gets attention. Encourage fans to take pics. Ask them to take a picture of you standing with one or more of their friends. Then let them know your facebook dancer page (separate from your 'my family' page). Ask them to tag you in the pic. This will let all your friends and all their friends see the pics and give you free promotion. That pic will most often be posted and tagged as soon as it has been taken. ( Photo by Ken Brown)

   Make sure you always have good quality pics of you dancing to post online or use in advertising. Have a friend who is a good photographer take pics of you while dancing. They do not have to be a professional, just someone who can take decent pics with their phone or camera. Also, once again, be sure you wear something very sexy. Use only the best of the final pics, and by best I mean, most revealing, sensual photos in the group. If you aren't sure which ones to use, ask a fan, friends, etc., to help you pick out a few. I like to see photos of dancers who are dancing, not posing. If you are doing a photoshoot then a set of studio type pics are alright for a profile pic, or other promotional situations. But for me, I like to see a dancer in motion...'males in motion' if you will. You can view a few of the pics I have done in different situations on my facebook photography page. **CLICK HERE**. ( Photo by Michael Hill)

   If you are a dancer and would like promotional photos while dancing (no charge), let me know and when I visit your area, I will contact you. I also provide studio sessions for only $75. I have a mobile studio that I bring with me whenever I travel for this purpose. The studio session includes up to 5 costumes changes, maximum two hour session, and a minimum of 20 possible poses to use for promotional purposes. The reason for the low fee of only $75 is I also request the use of one or more pics for Males In Motion projects. Your name appears with every use. You get free promotion on my website and/or blogs as per our final agreement, and I get good quality photos of hot male dancers for use in my promotions. It's a win, win situation for both! Email me today for more details!( Photo by Michael Hill Location: Mojo's ~ Tulsa, OK)

   I recommend these photographers in the following areas. Click their name to go to their facebook pages.

New York, NY ~ Michael Bernal
Chicago, IL ~ Ken Brown
Dallas, TX ~ Damon Frazier

   Until next time, I'll look for you on facebook and then tip in the club!

Friday, October 14, 2011

Last Minute Costume Ideas For Exotic Male Dancers

Costumes for exotic male dancers are in demand for Halloween events and at other times of the year. In an effort to assist the boyz, I have pulled a few pics from my archives for inspiration. Look at the pics
and see what others have worn in the past and find a place to start for your next costume. Then take your idea from there and make it your own. I tend to stick with classics because they work for me. However, if your crowd will respond to other ideas, that's the direction you should go. The costume ideas I've posted in this blog include items that are easy to find at discount stores, hardware stores, costume shops, etc.+ The Fireman
   The fireman (above) is a favorite exotic male dancer icon to many fans. In previous blogs I have written about the obvious sexual innuendos of the fireman with his big hose. In this pic, these hot
guys have put together a fun costume rather inexpensively. The toy hats can be found at costume shops. They've marked out the
emblems on the front. You can do the same or create your own fire department emblem. Click here to find the yellow rain coat pants. Search online for a pair of red suspenders. Add a pair of black boots and you are ready to go. And don't forget to wear something excitingly sexy underneath...or, wear nothing at all.

Chippendale Dancer
   A definite classic for an exotic male stripper is something similar to the basic Chippendale's costume. Put together a pair of sexy briefs, boxer briefs, etc. and add a bowtie. More elaborate costumes with collars and cuffs can also be found. A bowtie can usually be found in a costume shop.

Island Boy
   The island boy, cabana boy, or luau party idea at right is sexy and easy. The pretty boy in the pic is wearing a puka shell necklace. You could also wear a fake, or real lei garland necklace. A flower print towel or piece of fabric can serve as the skirt portion of the costume. Wear a pair of sandals or flip-flops to complete the look. A possible accessory could include a hollowed out coconut with a straw to serve as your beverage container. What you wear or don't wear underneath is all up to you!


Construction Worker #1:
   A simple and inexpensive costume, yet sexy with the right body type is the rugged construction worker. A pair of painter overalls, a hard hat, gloves and boots can create the image of the man's man who works with his hands. I mean think about it, don't you like a man who is good with his hands?


Construction Worker #2:
This version of the construction worker will work well for all body types. A sleeveless, or unbuttoned shirt, a pair of cut off blue jeans, gloves, and boots all create the look of a hard working man who likes to play when off the clock. Punch your time card and head to the club.

Genni #1
   This costume is simple, and there is very little to it. If you have a body that needs to be displayed for all to see, then this is a perfect choice for you. The costume has three major parts, a turban on the head, a vest, and a pair of bikini briefs. I suggest you do not wear shoes unless you can find costume shoes that will enhance the look. Since the Genni represents granting wishes, I recommend a pair of metallic bikini briefs that suggest gold, silver, copper, or wealth of some type. For the turban, do a google search for 'tying a turban'. Purchase a piece of cloth large enough to be tied on your head. Find cloth that has a metallic sheen, or metallic look embroidery in it, etc. The vest in the pic is made of chains. If
you are creative and can create your own, you can find inexpensive chain in craft stores. However, search a costume store, flea market, etc., for a vest that will fit. If it is plain, paint it with metallic cloth paint which can be found at craft stores. Add a couple of inexpensive gold bracelets, rings, etc., for a richer look. With a costume like this, you'll have your choice of which wishes you want to grant for the night.
Genni #2:
   This Genni costume is not so easy to put together but I thought it was so damn sexy that I wanted to show the pic anyway. This may be a choice for a future event. This might require a good tailor or seamstress. When the event allows the "boys" to be put on display, this costume will be a definite hit at the party.

Leather Sir
   If you or a friend enjoy the leather lifestyle, leather can be a sexy and quick option. A costume like the one shown at left suggest a fun night is ahead with the possibility of a little danger thrown in. It is not an inexpensive option, however, but as suggested, if you can borrow the pieces from a friend for the night, leather is a good option for
any costume event.

Hillbilly Country Boy
   Ok, look at the pic at left. This guy is wearing a simple pair of overalls. He looks sexy as hell. Of course, he has a super hot body and that helps. But think about the fun you can have hooking and unhooking the shoulder straps of the overalls and revealing enough to keep the night interesting. For the full effect, add a straw hat, and of course, you have to go barefooted. Who wouldn't want to have a 'roll-in-the-hay with you?

   Regular readers of my blogs already know that the cowboy image is definitely one of my favorites. For this look, as long as you have the cowboy hat, you can go in many different directions. I suggest you borrow the hat from a friend, rent it from a costume shop,
or purchase an inexpensive straw cowboy hat. Authentic felt cowboy hats can be very expensive. If you have a
source for western wear,
there are chaps, gloves, boots, vests, bandanas, and more
that can be added. However,
if your budget is more like mine, I suggest going minimal. Add a pair of bikini briefs in a bright color and a matching bandana scarf around the neck. If you own or can borrow a pair of cowboy boots, that is enough for a hot cowboy and any male stripper fan will appreciate the minimal clothing look. Climb in the saddle and have a fun night!
   I hope these suggestions will inspire you to create something memorable even if it is a last minute idea. Sometimes the ideas created under the crunch turn out to be the best. Have a great Halloween or special event! Until next time, tip the boyz a little extra who have stepped up and are wearing those sexy, creative costumes!

Monday, September 26, 2011

Naturally Sexy ~ Ethan ~ Exotic Male Dancer

   Some guys just have 'it'! And Ethan is one of those guys. No matter what he puts on, or takes off, he's going to look good doing it. Sure, he works out, watches what he eats, but it's much more than that. He's sexy and it just naturally comes across in the way he talks, the way he smiles, the way he walks, and definitely in the way he dances. This Northern boy currently lives in Chicago. But he first learned how to turn up the heat on those cold winter nights in Columbus, OH.



<<<<<<< HELLO!
Ethan has other
assets that make him
a popular dancer!


   Keep an eye on Ethan's facebook page for locations where he will be dancing. He can often be found at the Lucky Horseshoe Lounge in Chicago. We've also followed tagged facebook photos from The Office Niteclub In Rockford, IL and Club Krave in Blue Island, IL.


"Excuse me sir, do you have a license to be packing that?"

   Follow Ethan this coming weekend and place a few tips in his....waistband, or... Tip him a buck for me and tell him Mike at Males In Motion says hello. Until next time, keep it naturally sexy.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Congratulations To Johnny's Ft. Lauderdale
For 31 Years Of Hot Male Dancers!

   We SALUTE Johnny's in Ft. Lauderdale, Fl this week for bringing us some of the best in exotic male dancer entertainment over the past 31 years. Each week this club brings to the stage some of the sexiest men not only in the U.S., but from other countries as well. They have regularly scheduled porn star dancers for fan appreciation and we are most grateful. THANK YOU Johnny's Ft. Lauderdale and we wish you 31 plus more years! (Photo: Johnny's Facebook)

   If you are going
to be in the Ft. Lauderale, Fl area September 22-24, stop in and CELEBRATE with
the boyz!

(Photo: Johnny's Facebook)

Some of the Porn Stars Who Have Performed At Johnny's
Ralph Woods
Click the pic above to see
some of his work at Bel Ami.

Steven Daigle
(On bottom above)
Click the pic above to see
some of his work at
Next Door Studios.

TJ Hawke

Click the pic at right to see
some of his work at
Falcon Studios.

Zack Randall

Click the pic above to see
some of his work at
Colt Studio Group.

   These are but a few of the reasons to make a trip to Johnny's in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. One visit and you'll find more than a few reasons of
your own. Until next time, don't forget to tip the boyz! Tip them
a buck for me and tell them Mike from Males In Motion said, thanks!