Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Tuesday Nights Have Grown Up!
Feel The Heat With The BuffBoyzz

   Tuesday Nights have grown up! No longer is the night reserved for boring meetings or finding something to watch from the sofa. Tuesday has taken on a life of its own! A life that involves hot men in sexy underwear ready to make you the center of attention.
   You see, Tuesdays have become the night of the lap dance. Tuesday is now the night for bringing exceptional men like Rubin (featured in the pics) right to you. Or, to your lap that is. And it all happens at the Bartini Ultra Lounge at 642 10th Ave, New York, NY.
   So, how does this work? How do you become the focus of a hot male dancer? The guys enter the stage one at a time in sexy underwear and introduce themselves by dancing for three songs. After that, they are free to give you attention and perform lap dances. This means you get to watch and see which dancers you might want to see up close and personal.
   An added bonus is that it all starts at 6:00pm with happy hour drink prices lasting until 9:00pm. It's the perfect way to unwind from your day, and give in to the primal urges. You can still say you're going to that boring meeting on Tuesday nights. We'll never tell. It will be our little secret.
   The next step is to clear your calendar on Tuesday nights of any conflicts. Start tonight and enjoy your new grown up activities. Until next time, stay warm with a lap dance or two (or three...).

New July 2013

Friday, November 22, 2013

Getting Lucky In Pittsburgh!
The locals call it Lucky's

I posted a review that Robb wrote back in July. Here is a second from him. Thanks Robb! Great job!

   The locals call it Lucky’s but if you want to look for it on facebook or the web you will need to search for its full name, the Real Luck Café. Located in Pittsburgh’s Strip District (how convenient!) it is what you would think a gay dive bar would look like from the outside. You have to enter from the side door which seemed a little sketchy because you have to walk down this uneven walkway with a chain linked fence on one side and the bar on the other. Don’t let this scare you away because the fun is only a short walk inside.
   When you enter Lucky’s you are in the downstairs part. It looks like a neighborhood bar with a U shaped bar and tables and booths. They also serve food here but we did not have any food while we were there. As you look around you will see a door with a sign that says male dancers upstairs. So of course that is where my attention went! You walk up this steep, dark old wooden staircase as the DJ music gets louder and louder As you round a corner and go up a couple of more steps you are now on the 2nd floor.
   The first thing I saw was a rectangular shaped bar with four nude male dancers working at each of the four corners. I was in a bit of shock I think because I was not expecting so many dancers at one time. It was a very pleasant surprise. In the middle of the bar were two bartenders. The bar has barstools all around it and then there are some tables around the walls. This allows you to get up close and personal with the dancer boys or to watch from a far. Towards the front are a DJ booth and a small dance floor. Now I know what you all are thinking. Shut up and tell us about the damn strippers already!
So as I said there were 4 dancer boys for the crowd’s entertainment. The first one I watched was a skinny twink guy that looked barely old enough to be dancing on the bar. He showed very little emotion when I tipped him a dollar and I just was not really into him that much. He was getting a lot of attention from some of the patrons though but he just was not exciting enough for my taste. Next was another skinny twink type of guy. He had a lot of tattoos and a pink Mohawk. Normally I would not have gone for a guy like this but when I tipped him he bent down and told me thank you and he hoped I was ready to enjoy my night. I like that he was working for the money so even though he wasn’t my normal type he got several dollars from me.
   The third guy was the body type I LOVE! He was more of a beefy, muscular guy that looked like he played on the football team in high school. When I tipped him he said “thank you kind “sir”. I was both offended and flattered at the same time! Needless to say I kept tipping him over the few hours I was there. He knew how to work me because each time he said thank you but changed it up. It went from sir, to mister, to babe, to sweetheart. Needless to say he was sexy and he knew how to work it to get more of my money!
   The 4th guy was actually my absolute favorite of the boys at Lucky’s that night. He was this tall, muscular black guy that had the sexiest body. Let’s just say he had a lot to look at while he danced. Every time I gave him some money he would bend down to say something to me. When he bent down his equipment would get very close to my face. In fact a couple of times he member brushed against my neck or my hand. Needless to say I did not complain at all. He was so sexy. His light mocha color skin and that tight body were just too hot to handle. I think he got over 10 bucks out of me alone just because I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him. If you did not come up to him he would motion for you to come back and see him up close and personal. He knew how to work it and he was making the most money out of the guys that night for sure with all of the customers.
   So all the boys have on while they are dancing on the bar at Lucky’s is an elastic band around one of their thighs where you put your tips. If they get off the bar for a break they put their underwear on and leave the room. They were not mingling with the crowd at all. Each bar has different rules and Lucky’s must not want their dancer boys working off the bar.
   The dancers rotate about every other song so if you do sit at one of the tables over by the wall you get a new dancer every 10 minutes or so for your viewing pleasure. My only gripe with this place was that the music was really loud so you could not have a real conversation with the dancers, bartenders, or your friends you were with without shouting. Also women are welcomed at Lucky’s as well. There were not very many of the busy Saturday night I was there but be prepared for this. It is considered a gay bar but the strippers are welcoming to both men and women. Equal opportunity I guess! Overall I would highly suggest you go visit Lucky’s the next time you are in Pittsburgh. I wish I would have gone the first night I was there so I could have enjoyed two nights at the bar. Rest assured the next time I am in Pittsburgh I will be stopping by to see the boys of Lucky’s dance on the bar!
Until next time,
Robb Lane
Real Luck Café (Lucky’s)
1519 Penn Ave
Pittsburgh, PA 15222
412-471-7832 Lucky's Facebook Page
Click here to read Robb's previous review of PTown in Pittsburgh.

NOTE: Except for club pic, all pics above are not from Lucky's. I didn't have any pics of Lucky's so they are pics of MIM models for your pleasure.

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Let Me Hear You Say ...mmmmmmmmm!
Muscles, MEN of skin, Missy B's, Mary's and Museums in Kansas City

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   Let's go to Kansas City then! My partner and I were in desperate need of a few days off. It had been a long time since we had experienced some real 'R And R'. We knew we didn't want to drive very far and we didn't have the budget to fly, so we chose Kansas City. It was only a 3 1/2 hour drive from our home and he had never been and I hadn't been in a few years. So it was settled.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   Well, the first thing I do when planning any trip is to see where the naked or near-naked boys are dancing. Then I plan my trip around it. Yes, I honestly plan my trips around the dancing boys. Hey, it's my thing. I'm not fishing, hunting or going to the game. I'm going to watch the sexy men do their thing on a stage, box or in my lap. I knew the Men Of Skin were based out of Kansas City, the boys were so kind to oblige and let me know that they would be dancing at both Sidekicks Saloon and Missy B's. (Thanks Ryan!)

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   We drove in to KC on Thursday. After the drive we stretched our legs at Legends Outlet Mall and did a little shopping. Yes, there was some of that regular shopping like I needed a new light weight jacket. Got it. But then I went into photographer and exotic male dancer sponsor mode and began looking for underwear and costume ideas. This is a pleasurable way to shop. I keep the mental image of the male model or male dancer whose body I am going to put this underwear or costume on. My fantasies get to run wild. Of course, I have to stop and evaluate my budget in every store or I'll go crazy and spend every cent I own.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   On Friday morning we decided some culture was in order. We spent several hours at the Nelson-Atkins Museum. A day of temperature and weather perfection was given to us so we spent a lot of the time outside in the sculpture gardens. I enjoy the museums but I can't step out of the photographer mentality and spend most of my time taking photos of artwork, architecture and the people I am with.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   Then it came time for the BIG NIGHT....these always involve great food and entertainment. We began our Friday night at Hamburger Mary's feasting on some of the largest hamburgers I have ever seen. This was our first visit to Mary's. It's dinner and drag. You eat while watching a show. There was a mix of show tunes, old pop classics, and a drag queen in full drag costume, full makeup and sporting a full beard. That was interesting. It was for a no shave November fundraiser we were told. Drag shows are entertaining but I'll have to make a confession. While at Mary's I spent more of my time watching the cute waiters and the DJ, than the performers. It seems we were at Mary's a week early for our interests, the Men Of Skin were scheduled to be the featured performers the next weekend.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   We left Mary's and headed to the Sidekicks Saloon. The regularly scheduled drag show started soon after we arrived. Most notable was the performances of Mrs. Jones...very entertaining. Immediately following the show Eli and Superman of Men Of Skin stepped out and heated up the room. They showed their moves around the dance floor but more importantly stepped into the audience and did a little one-on-one time. I had watched both of them before and it was great seeing them dance again. If you stop in at Sidekicks Saloon look for bartender Shari. We were at the back bar where she was working for the night...very attentive and took care of us. Shari, have you checked the weather? ***smile***

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   The night went to full-tilt when we stepped upstairs at Missy B's where Baron and Carson of Men of Skin were dancing. The word 'hot' is just too common to describe these two. The guys had given me permission to take a few promo photos so I went to work. Well, if you can call it work. It was a perfect night for watching the dancing boyz. Baron it was great to see you again and I'm happy for you and all your success this past year. Carson, it was definitely my pleasure to meet (and watch) you. Both of these guys can be called gentlemen in the way they interact with the crowd which was very diverse. I don't mean 'gentlemen' as prudes, I mean in how they help EVERYONE feel comfortable and have a good time. I mean, I was perfectly comfortable having my hand taken in theirs and guided across their bodies, yes, perfectly comfortable.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   Back to Baron and Carson. I watched as these guys gave out hugs, posed with customers for pics, graciously accepted tips and said 'thank you'. And the most impressive part is that it didn't matter who you were, whether you were gay or straight, male or female, old or young, everyone was met with the same charm, sexy smiles, and muscles. Ok, I'm going to stop here a minute and daydream about the muscles... just go about your day ... I'll return in a moment. (There's me, Baron, Carson and their muscles.) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! ...........................................................

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   Now where was I...oh yea, KC was perfect for my partner and I. We found what we needed and had a lot of fun. And of course, saw the dancing boys, bouncing balls, and muscles. I recommend KC for your getaway. Stop in at Sidekicks Saloon and grab a drink...say Hi to Shari. Then finish the night at Missy B's with the Men Of Skin.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   Until next time, don't forget the muscles....and to tip those muscles. Those boys deserve a tip just for always looking so good for our pleasure!!! (One last note, it is now my opinion that the male thong was created with Carson in mind.)

New July 2013

Monday, November 11, 2013

By The Blaze Of A Warm Fire
Come On In And Sit A Spell

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   I have absolutely no clue what it means to "sit a spell". I think I heard that from watching a few ancient episodes of the Beverly Hillbillies. That's where I also learned about the cement pond. However, I digress, with the weather turning cooler in my part of the country, I turn to the fireplace for warmth when I come back inside. I'm one of those people who can sit and stare into the fire and watch it for hours. (Yea, I know I need to get out more.) I promise, I'm not an arsonist but I am fascinated with the flames.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   I did get out this past weekend and my activity was sort of related to flames. I visited Mojo's in Tulsa, OK and while there watched one of my all-time favorite male dancers, Blaze. Yes, he's sexy. Yes, he can dance. Yes, he can tear up the stripper pole. And believe me, I like all that. But what I like most is his consistency in treating the customers like they are special. I look forward to each visit to Mojo's because I expect him to be there. And when he is dancing on the night of my visits, I translate the name Blaze into his becoming my warm fire, and believe me...he can warm you up.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   After fighting those daily battles I step into a bar like Mojo's to escape into a fantasy for a little while and get a break from the stress of life. I'm not sure when it will happen but some time fairly soon after I arrive, I will feel these arms slide around me and I turn around to realize that once again I am getting my hug and a warm smile from Blaze. And of course, he is always wearing a sexy pair of underwear that fits his tight body perfectly. I start to forget about what I was dealing with outside, and just live in the moment. I mean, seriously, a hot sexy male dancer has his arms around me. At that moment, I have stopped thinking about paying bills, working overtime, etc., etc., etc.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   What many may not realize is that Blaze instinctively understands the role of an exotic male dancer. Yes, he consistently does a great job when it's his turn on the rotation. He steps up to the stripper pole and holds positions that would make my body scream in pain. But beyond that and I feel, more importantly, he steps into the crowd and shares a laugh, flirts, gives the patrons some attention, all while almost naked. And we all love him for it! And we return back for more. We leave the outside world somewhere else.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   Lesser male dancers could learn a lot from Blaze. Yes, work on your skills as a pole dancer. Work on building a great body that looks good in skimpy underwear. I suggest one size too small. But most importantly, focus on the customers. Make sure they are having a good time. They will show their appreciation by slipping those $1 tips (or more) into your skimpy underwear.

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)
   Until next time, take some time and sit and stare into the flames, then go find your hug and smile. I'm keeping mine. And don't forget to tip. If you find yourself in Tulsa at Mojo's, tip Blaze double. He deserves it and you'll be glad you did.

New July 2013

Friday, November 1, 2013

Come On, Take A Bite!
Temptation From The Men Of Eden

(Photo Source: Men Of Eden)
   You know you want to...maybe just a little taste at first. It's like trying something new. You've been told you'll like it. Others have liked it. You're excited about it but you don't want to take the whole thing because what if when you get it in your mouth, you just don't like it. Well, I recommend that you be brave and enjoy the new experience...but be warned, once you do...you'll work your way to the core. Yes, all the way down.

(Photo Source: Men Of Eden)
   I'm talking about an apple. Isn't that what you were thinking about? One of my favorite types of apples is Fuji. They are crisp and sweet. And at the grocer where I purchase them, they are always fresh. But the first time I tried them, I wasn't sure. I don't like mushy, soft apples so I just didn't know how it was going to turn out. But I found Fuji apples to be my favorite. They are firm and delicious.

(Photo Source: Men Of Eden)
   The apple has been associated with the idea of Eden, as in garden, for a long, long time. Now we have men emerging carrying the name "Men Of Eden". The lesson here that has never been learned is to avoid temptation. But when men look this good, that is easier said than done. This garden of delight can be found at the Polo Club at 678 Maple Avenue in Hartford, Connecticut. Every Thursday starting Thursday, November 7 you can give in to temptation on a weekly basis! You'll be able to feast your eyes on some of the most beautiful male bodies found in the Northeast United States every Thursday night.

(Photo Source: Men Of Eden)
   These are not fumbling teenagers but men with a little worldly knowledge about how a male review is suppose to work. They've been headliners at Adonis Lounge in New York City. They have been known to provide glimpses of what mother nature gave them at the Xroom in Springfield, MA. They know why you are there, and they're ready to deliver an entertainment experience that you won't forget. So, go ahead...take a bite!

(Photo Source: Men Of Eden)
   Until next time, let's work on our 'core' values. And don't forget to spend time on the tip! You know, tip the boyz!

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