Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Crossing The Tan Line
I like crossing the line.

Photo Source: Mix Ultralounge - Springfield, MO

   "This is my side to here. Don't cross this line" my sister would say. My family took road trip vacations. My sister and I were almost always in the back seat of our car together. My roll was to be the annoying brother. And of course, when she drew her imaginary line, I immediately slid my butt over and across it. This would usually result in a loud vocal outburst from her, and then the expected, "Don't make me stop this car" from one of the parents in the front seat.

Photo Source: Share Nightclub - Las Vegas, NV

   Things haven't changed much when it comes to lines. I still feel the urge to cross the line. I am constantly crossing lines in my life. The only difference is I seem to get by with it more often. And when it comes to tan lines on those flat male dancer stomachs, well, I quickly slide right past it, and go for the prize!

Photo Source: Men Of Skin - Kansas City, MO

   When it comes to tipping the sexy male dancers I like crossing the tan line and placing the tip securely in the crotch area of their underwear. And while I'm there, maybe my fingers do a little dance of their own. You know, just a small dance of personal discovery.

Photo Source: Piranha Nightclub - Las Vegas, NV

   If I receive a verbal outburst or reprimand, then I'll straighten up, and behave for a little while. But often, I receive a smile, particularly if my other hand has another dollar in waiting for the next tip.

Photo Source: Stockbar - Montreal, Quebec

   What if there is no tan line, you might ask? Well, then there is always the hair line. And if the hair there, is bare? Well, then I let my fingers slide into the nether world behind the underwear until they can go no further, possibly blocked by an appendage.

Photo Source: LaBare Dallas - Dallas, TX

   Yes, I am one of those tippers who tries to see how far he can go before he gets cock blocked. I respect a dancer's boundaries, but when those boundaries are not built out of steel or stone and therefore a bit flexible, I tend to tip a bit more and a bit longer. When it involves exotic male dancers, my hands have a mind of their own. They do like to travel.

Photo Source: G Lounge - New York, NY

   I remember recently, hearing myself say, "I'm thinking I want to touch that. Yes, I do want to touch that." So, I did. And in that situation, I received a, you know what I did? I touched it again, and gave a little tug. Until next time, if your hand starts to travel, back it up with dollars...tip the boyz!


Thursday, July 16, 2015

I Call It Male Stripper Therapy
Club Review: Boxers N Briefs near St. Louis

Photo Source: Boxers N Briefs Facebook Page

   For many years I have followed the dancing boyz who wear little or no clothing while moving their bodies seductively to sexually charged music. This past month, the mundane responsibilities of day-to-day life had brought me to a point of desperation as boredom with the same ol', same ol' had taken its toll. Out of the blue, my friend Cobalt came to my rescue. He messaged me requesting my presence at Boxers N Briefs in Centreville, IL (across the Mississippi River from St. Louis). It was the perfect excuse to escape for a few hours and obtain some Male Stripper Therapy. My self-diagnosis recommended a night at Boxers N Briefs.
   I arrived at Boxers N Briefs on Friday night early, because I like to start my treatments before any crowds might arrive. A sign in the entrance directed me to go to the bar and pay the cover to the bartender. I ordered my first alcoholic beverage and spotted Cobalt. We sat together and surveyed the club, the dancers, and shared our opinions and preferences. There were at least 10 different dancers at the club, most were slim, young and what could be defined as twinks. There were also a couple of more muscular guys. As their names were called, they took turns on the front bar and then the back bar...first, dancing in sexy underwear and then nothing except their socks...which remain so the customers have a place to put their tips.
   Cobalt had been to the club the night before and had enjoyed the company of the dancer Caleb. Caleb made his way to where we were seated and introduced himself. He greeted me and I realized he was a friend on Facebook. He returned several times throughout the night to visit, and I even spent some time tipping him at the front bar. Caleb was a great host for Boxers N Briefs, he made us feel welcomed and checked to make sure we were having a good time. At one point Cobalt disappeared into the private lap dance area with Caleb. But I'll leave that story for him to tell.
   I enjoyed the company of Emmett and Benjamin at either the front or back bars. Emmett had stopped at my table to speak with me earlier in the night. We sat and talked a little while. I enjoyed visiting with him as well as placing tips.
   In the middle of the front bar is a glassed in shower. At different times during the night, Brandon and Leo performed individual shower shows. Watching these two lather up their beautiful bodies is quite a sight. I noticed Leo was a favorite of many of the customers and stayed busy all night. Brandon is popular too. A group of ladies were there celebrating birthdays. Brandon was one of their favorites. When you see what hangs between Brandon's legs, you'll understand one of the reasons. When the shower shows are finished, the boys walk around the club with a bucket or other container. Drop in a dollar or two to let them know how much you enjoyed it!
   When it comes to twink-type dancers, Benjamin is exactly the kind I like. I sat at the corner bar while he danced on and around the pole. He greeted me and thanked me for the tips. Another customer was sitting at the other side of this corner. He was filling up one sock while I was filling up the other. Both of us enjoying the views above us of Benjamin's lean body and cute butt...among other things.
   I like it when I think my night is going to go one way but it winds up going in a completely different direction that I wasn't expecting, and I really enjoy the surprises of the new direction. I had been watching a particular dancer and was ready to go to the private lap dance area with him as soon as he stepped my direction, when in front of my eyes I see trimmed red hair starting to appear as the waistband of a pair of underwear starts sliding down. I like gingers and this trimmed red hair belonged to Cameron. Cameron has a nice body. He is cute in both looks and personality. Full nudity was soon achieved (except the socks), and I watched as Cameron's soldier stood at attention. Of all the male dancers at the club that night, Cameron was my favorite.
   After Cobalt had left for the night, I parked myself at the corner of the front bar and began tipping whichever dancer was in front of me at the time. As the night went on, I began to feel refreshed, revived, a bit horny, and had a smile stuck on my face. The Male Stripper Therapy had once again worked its magic. Of course, one of the best parts of the night was getting to see Rob, friend and BnB bartender, again. Rob and I keep in touch through Facebook but I always enjoy getting to sit at his bar, drink something he has mixed up for me, and catching up. He's a lot more than just a bartender at BnB. He is a major force in keeping BnB one of my favorite clubs. Plus, he gives great hugs!

Photo Source: Boxers N Briefs Facebook Page

   When your sleep schedule is all out of whack causing your body to feel off kilter, and your emotions are on the fritz, I recommend Male Stripper Therapy. When possible, I also recommend that you receive your treatments at Boxers N Briefs near St. Louis, Missouri. Stop in and tell Rob and the guys that Mike from Males In Motion says hello. Tip them once or twice for me! Until next time, I wish you much success in your therapy sessions.
NOTE: As you notice there are no male dancer pics in this blog. Honestly, that was because I was too busy spending time with the boys and didn't want to stop and take pics. I recommend you check out Mikey Berner, a photographer who captures the boys of Boxers N Briefs on a regular basis. CLICK HERE to visit his Facebook page. You'll need to log in to Facebook for the link to work.