Saturday, December 29, 2018

The Naked Wonderland ~ The Boys of X-Room ~ Males In Motion Obsession for December 2018

    How does one describe the X-Room? In some ways it's like an amusement park so "Six Cocks Over Mass." would work. But in reality, there are many more than six cocks that can be seen on the bar.
Photo Source: Dancer: Brian
    The X-Room experience can also be compared to eating your favorite dessert. It's a "Cakes du Jour" because who doesn't like to stuff their mouth into cakes, I mean with cakes?
   However, If you are one who likes to visit establishments such as the X-Room then it is rather obvious that you like to play with bats and balls. With that in mind, the club is like a sporting event so "The Batting Cage" might be an adequate comparison.
Photo Source: Dancer: Mark
    To me, the X-Room is much more than a rollercoaster ride, a piece of pineapple upside down cake, or even getting to first or second base. When I think of the X-Room, I am inspired by a familiar holiday song ..."a beautiful sight, we're happy tonight, tipping in a naked wonderland." So, for the purpose of this blog, X-Room shall be described as "The Naked Wonderland". And X-Room is a true Wonderland because it features sexy, naked dancing boys EVERY FREAKIN' NIGHT! WOOHOO!
Left: Samuel Velazquez, X-Room Manager.   Right: Bryce Eden Adonis, The Men Of Eden
    During a recent visit at X-Room, I was honored to serve as a judge for the Mr. X-Room 2019 contest. I sat next to Bryce Adonis of the Men Of Eden who also served as a judge. We've known each other online and by phone for several years but had never met in person. It was great to finally meet him. And I'll add that it was also great to see him naked and performing before the contest. Bryce and the Men Of Eden are frequent guest dancers at X-Room. He lovingly refers to his fans as cockwatcherz. And I've been a cockwatcher for a long time. Bryce was featured as a Males In Motion monthly obsession in June 2017. Click here to read the related blog and see his pics.
    The judging obligation required that I watch and score several contestants while they stripped out of their clothing and danced naked. It was one of the happiest days of my life. As I write this, a solitary tear of joy is forming in my eye as I remember those beautiful bodies, firm asses, bouncing balls and freely swinging penises. I'm not ashamed to say that I was moved. Yes, moved. At the end of the contest the sexy dancer Julian emerged as the winner and was crowned.
    My eyes were treated to a visual feast during the night as I saw both new dancers and those I had met and tipped before. I met Eric who was the Mr. X-Room for 2018 and who was selected as the Males In Motion monthly obsession for December 2017. Click here and read the related blog and see his pics. Some of my other favorite dancers for the night were Nico, Javien, Midas, Manny, Miguel and Jacob.
Photo Source: Dancer: Gabe
   I couldn't write this blog without mentioning Gabe, one of my favorite all-time male dancers. Gabe has been my favorite X-Room dancer for around three years. He has been featured in many Males In Motion blogs in the past. It was a highlight of my night to spend some time with him in a private lap dance. Now before you get those dirty thoughts in your head about what might happen in that private lap dance, let me assure you that we just spent the time talking and catching up on life events, etc. ***wink, wink*** He is sexy af on the outside, and a great guy on the inside. All I can say is that if you spend any time with him, the thirst is real!
    With all of the scenery of the night, all of the fun tipping the boys, meeting new dancers and 'catching up' with old friends, it was a clear choice to select the Boys of X-Room as the Males In Motion Obsession for December 2018. Before we left for the night, Sammy, the manager of X-Room allowed me to visit with all the dancers in the dressing room. It was my pleasure to get to meet many of them and for those of you with dirty minds, they were all dressed when I was in the dressing room. This was a good thing because when I talked with them, I was actually looking at their faces. ***Evil Grin***.
    A shout out goes to Mia E Z'Lay, Ms X-Room 2018, for an excellent job as mistress of ceremonies. Also to the bartenders Daniel, Joey and Kevin who were moving at lightning speed keeping up with all the adult beverage requests. Thanks to Sammy for being a gracious host. May I squeeze your butt again?
    Each visit at X-Room is always pure pleasure. I love tipping the boys on the bar. I love the private lap dances. And I always make memories that I love to share. If you are in or will be visiting the Springfield, Massachusetts area, stop in at X-Room and have some play time with the boys. You'll be glad you did! Tell them Mike at Males In Motion says hi and tip your favorites once for me. On your visit see if you can match the vpl above with the dancer. (Of course, you can also do that by searching the dancers on Facebook.) Oh, and if Gabe is dancing when you stop in, ask him for a private lap dance. Then tell me details. By the way, many of the dancers have Facebook pages. There are too many to place in this blog but you can find most of them by scrolling through the X-Room at Mardi Gras Facebook Page. Until next time, support the bulge in your area...visit the dick dancer bars and tip the boys!



Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

The Bulge ~ Holiday Edition ~ Santa Clause Came To Town ~ Social Media Finds Through December 25 (NSFW)

    Santa came to town in a big way this year! He bounced from Montreal, Quebec to Springfield, Massachusetts and on to Southern California and around the globe. His pouch was bulging with all the toys he was bringing to all the good boys and girls. We hope that you were good and enjoyed when Santa climbed down your chimney. We can just imagine what it felt like when you opened his package. As you relive that experience, enjoy the pics and videos below that we've been collecting. We found many Santas whose laps we'd like to sit on, or maybe have them sit on our's.
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☃️All We Want For Christmas is You!

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   Thank you for reading this blog and following Males In Motion,. Our hope for you is that there be many bulges for you in the coming year! Best Wishes to you and the Santa that pulls on your rein. Happy Holidays and Happy New Year!


Click below and watch those sexy French Canadian boys!

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

Monday, December 17, 2018

A Cautionary Tale That Starts In A Snow Storm And Ends With A Policeman, A Fireman, Three Long Hoses And A Damsel In Distress ~ Club Review: MJ's On Jefferson - Dayton, Ohio -

Photo Source: Johnny W. Dangerously Facebook   Note: This pic not taken on same night.
    Evasive acton had to be taken. The original plan would have taken us to Toronto and Detroit but due to the coming snow storm, we chose a different route in order to try and escape it. The new plan would take us to Dayton, OH on a Tuesday night. You see, I am a Johnny W. Dangerously stalker, I mean super fan (pic above). I saw that he was going to be at MJ's on Jefferson in Dayton, OH that night. And since we love Ohio, it was an obvious choice to make. My advice when it comes to Johnny W. Dangerously, use caution when tipping! Your hand will come in contact with a large object. This will cause naughty thoughts to go off in your head. Listen to his sexy voice only in small doses. Otherwise, you'll find yourself physically unstable for a few minutes.
    I found parking easily on a side street nearby. Upon entering I was blown away by the club. I don't say that lightly. I love the layout of MJ's. Later in the night I was given a tour by Jerid Martel, owner of MJ's. There is a larger stage area that was closed off that night. I want to return and enjoy a show on the back stage. Our adult beverage needs were taken care of by two sexy bartenders, Matt and Deshawn. Thank you boys for your drink mixing talents and eye candy to go with it. My advice when it comes to buying drinks at MJ's is to use caution when staring into Deshawn's eyes. You'll get lost and may forget there is a show you are there to see. And if Matt catches you checking out his butt, just act like you were looking at... oh hell, just smile.
Photo Source: Gunner Calvin Scout Facebook   Note: This pic not taken on same night.
   I was also happy to see that Gunner Calvin Scout was being featured as well on this night (pic above). I had watched him perform previously in Columbus but had not met him. All I can say is that he knows how to push the right buttons as the man in uniform, or in leather or as the fireman. My advice about Gunner Calvin Scout is to use caution when watching his performances. I was transported to a time in my past when I wore leather. The idea of handcuffs and restraints kept popping up in my head. Yes, possibly for me. But I found I could be very mentally creative and Gunner Calvin Scout had a leading role in my fetish play. A further warning, just as you come back to reality and compose yourself, he'll be standing there wearing a leather harness and little else. Then you're transported once again.
Photo Source: Titus McMaster Facebook   Note: This pic not taken on same night.
    I have one word for Titus McMaster and that is "seduction". I found him to be totally adorable, sexy as hell, and love his wiry muscled body. He is fairly new to the male stripper world and is fitting in rather nicely. I enjoyed him so much that I immediately started recommending him to other show directors in Ohio. If he chooses, I think he will have a long and successful career as a male dancer. One word of caution about Titus. Don't even try to resist his charm. That is his super power. You'll get pulled in and that's ok. You'll enjoy it.

   The night was heating up and Gunner Calvin Scout stepped out rather appropriately as the fireman. And when you talk about firemen in the male stripper context, it is obligatory that we speak about their hoses as well. So, I've added all three dancers and their 'hoses' in videos below. So push play and watch them swing into action or start shenanigans.
    The damsel in distress mentioned in the blog title was Soy Queen (a.k.a Hunter Faulhaber). Her distress was having to surround herself with male strippers. She also coaxed four hot college boys from the audience to do an impromptu strip. She handled herself and the boys quite well. (You saw what I did there right? She 'handled' herself and the boys.) As the Mistress of Ceremonies for the night, Soy Queen made the night a very enjoyable experience. She was funny and talented, and honestly, not so distressed but it made for a good title.

Photo Source: Johnny W. Dangerously Facebook  Photo by Kingzimage Photography        Note: This pic not taken on same night.
Photo Source: Michael Hill
   Mj's on Jefferson is a show bar with a neighborhood bar feel. It hits successfully in both categories. I look forward to a future visit and recommend the club without reservation. Check their facebook page for nights when male dancers are featured. I found the staff and entertainers to be professional and at the same time friendly and approachable. Until next time, don't forget to tip the boys!!!

Click below and watch those sexy French Canadian boys!

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

Friday, December 7, 2018

The Bulge - Social Media Finds Through 12-7-2018 (NSFW)

    Welcome to the latest edition of The Bulge blog. Recently I visited Stock Bar in Montreal, Quebec. It is a male strip club where the bulges are second to none. I enjoyed watching and tipping the dancing boys. And, enjoyed some private lap dances. I'll be sharing more about that in an upcoming review of the club. For now, here is a teaser pic. Enjoy this blog and the bulges and bubble butts we've found during the past few weeks.

    We are not sure of this dancer's name but do know that he dances at 340 Nightclub in Pomona, CA. We admire and show great respect for the bulge that he presents.

    Charlie's Las Vegas has installed a new ATM machine. The line to use it has been really long.

   Scott Rivers was selected as the Males In Motion Obsession for November. We love cowboys! We're wanting to polish his saddle horn. Click here and read our blog featuring Scott. There are also more pics and links for where you can follow him.

   Philliyt was mentioned in our last The Bulge blog. We've shared one of his videos above. If you haven't started following him on Instagram, we do recommend you start.

   We've been following Curtis for a long time. It is kind of strange that we've posted a pic of him from the front. He is most known for his amazing ass. Check out his Instagram account and you'll see exactly what we mean.

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    We've been following Tommy Gun Male Stripper for a while now. We thought this pic of him was so perfect for this version of The Bulge blogs.

   Trevor Northman (Second dancer in clip) keeps it hot in home base DC and the other cities where he travels and performs! He gives it his all every time he steps up on the stage and we noticed. We selected him as the Males In Motion Obsession back in October 2017. Click here and see more pics and more of his hot body moving the way we like it!

    We started following Cadbury Stripper a few months ago. We do enjoy when his pics are scrolled down our wall.

    Club Cobra in North Hollywood, CA always showcases male dancers that keep us watching. They are always length and/or girth appropriate for The Bulge blogs.

    We always like to add a clip or two from Male Strippers Unlimited. They always provide just what we are wanting to see.

    There are a lot of male stripper fans who like slim twinks or adonis athletes but there are a lot of fans who also like beefy men! We've added this post just for you. Enjoy!

    Thanks for reading this blog. We'll have another The Bulge blog in a week or so. Until next time, don't forget to tip the boys!


Click below and watch those sexy French Canadian boys!

Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital