Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Club Review: All Nude Boxers-N-Briefs (near St. Louis)

   Boxers-N-Briefs delivers again! I have visited this nude male strip club in Centreville, IL (across the Mississippi River from St. Louis, MO) several times in the past few years. So, rather than this being a review of one night, it is based on an accumulation of my experiences.
   A friend and I traveled to Boxers-N-Briefs on Tuesday, February 16. We arrived at the club just before midnight, and upon entering we were greeted by a new dancer who had just started 3 days before. One of my pet-peeves about some clubs is that they often ignore their patrons as they walk in the door. And since male dancers are working for tips, that has never made any sense to me. But on this night, we were greeted and made to feel welcome.
   Several signs were posted upon entering the club letting us know that    there is a $10 cover charge and that we were to present ID and pay the charge to the bartender. The bartender who greeted us has been there for several years and I am ashamed to say that I've never learned his name. He has always been a super nice guy and makes some great drinks. His specials this night were one called the Fat Cactus and an Ameretto Sour. We both ordered a Fat Cactus ($4.50). It was good and a nice change from my usual Dirty Martini.  We tipped the bartender and sat at a table near the bar.
   A stocky and muscled dancer was already dancing on the bar wearing a pair of white boxer briefs which accentuated his great ass. They were soon removed. He was obviously popular with some of the regulars sitting at the bar who were busy tipping him. After his session had finished two dancers stepped up to the bar. Both were well built, and filled out their briefs in the right places.
   When I go to a male strip club, I like to sit back and watch the dancers for a while, enjoy my drink and get a feel for the place and the crowd. This night was no different. I sat back and watched the dancers do acrobatic flips and turns on the bars mounted to the ceiling above the bar. They twisted, swung, slid up and down, and spun around the poles at each corner. They were entertaining and provided nice eye candy to watch while I sipped that Fat Cactus.
   One of the dancers had a pair of briefs on that looked good on him and fit him well, but I didn't particularly like the color. I mentioned to my friend that the dancer would look great in a pair that were black. During his next session, I got my wish...he was wearing a pair of black boxer briefs. We both looked at each other and laughed when he walked out. It was as if he had read my mind. The black boxer briefs did not stay on for long and he entertained the patrons sitting at the bar by moving his body over, around, and in front of them. He was very athletic and fun to watch. The patrons agreed and began placing tips in his white socks, the only type of clothing he was wearing.
   The other dancer on the bar was one I know from a previous visit. He dances under the name Fenton, and I recommend him highly. He is slim with well-defined muscles, extremely cute face, and a smile that will melt your heart. Of course, that is if you will take time and look at his smile because he has been blessed in other areas that will attract your attention as well. He is also an extremely nice guy, and knows how to make the patrons have a good time. On the previous visit I had taken a rookie with me who had experienced Boxers-N-Briefs for the first time. For weeks after all I heard was how fun and hot Fenton had been.   I told Fenton about his impact on my friend and he laughed saying he was glad to know he had contributed to our night.
   On Fenton's second session at the bar, I slipped onto a bar stool and watched as he entertained another customer. When he finished he stepped my way, said "Welcome back" and I got some personal attention. Of course, all the while, I was stuffing dollar bills into his socks. Hey, I've said it before, when it comes to cute male dancers, I am easy. So, give me a little attention and the dollars slide out of my pocket. Oh, and I had asked Fenton to write a little note to my friend from the previous visit, and he did. I'm looking forward to his response when I give it to him. If you make it to Boxers-N-Briefs spend some time with Fenton. He will make your night fun and give you some memories to look back on and smile.
   On weekends and special events there are dancers rotating on the back stage as well.  This means there are often four dancers performing at the same time.  There is also a VIP room where you can purchase time for lap dances.  I have indulged myself of a lap dance or two in the past and have always had a lot of fun.  Just ask a dancer or the bartender if you are interested in visiting the VIP room.
   If you would like more information about my trip to Boxers-N-Briefs email me at If you are ever in the St. Louis area, stop by and spend a little time with the boyz. The club opens at 7:00 p.m. Tuesday through Sunday. You can find them online at Boxers-N-Briefs. On facebook look for .  And on myspace at Follow the driving directions on their website.  A GPS or online map could take you the long way round and through areas that you probably do not want to visit.  Boxers-N-Briefs is located in a safe area. 
   As we were leaving, a cute guy playing pool told us thanks for coming and to have a good night and flashed a sweet smile.  He was fully dressed and had not been a dancer during the night.  I'm not sure if he is a dancer or not.  It doesn't matter.  I always enjoy attention from cute young guys so it was a nice touch to end the night.
  If you've been to Boxers-N-Briefs send me an email or post a comment and let me know about your experience.

LOCATION: 55 Four Corners Lane
Centreville, IL 62206
(Across the Mississippi River from St. Louis, MO)

PHONE: 618-332-6141

UPDATE 05-20-2012: I chose Boxers N Briefs for my birthday celebration. Rob, the bartender, was great as usual! I recommend a dancer named Bailey. He made sure our group was having a good time, very humurous, and very cute. For the best time at this guys tip and interact with the gay dancers. Ladies, depending on what experience you are desiring, the gay or straight dancers will be fun for you! Click here and read the full 2012 review!

UPDATE 2013: Read the latest review of BnB. Click here!


  1. I went. This was the first gay strip club I have ever been to, and at first I wasn't very into it, since I didn't have enough to drink beforehand and felt pretty shy. But soon enough this guy named Vice showering in front of me (I think you forgot to mention the shower that's in the middle of the bar? HOT) and I soon found myself buying my first lap dance. Seriously the best 15 minutes of my life. Not only was this guy sexy as hell, but he was cool and fun to talk to. He seriously grinded on my lap while we talked about random shit and laughed. He was very professional and easy-going and I will DEFINITELY be returning next time I go to St. Louis.

    1. What does happen in the backroom?

    2. This is a question you'll have to answer for yourself with a visit to the club. ;)

  2. I hit this place every time I make it to St. Louis, and such was the case last week. Had a great night there, despite the distraction of the drag show. This actually worked to my advantage because the strippers tend to get ignored those nights, so I made up for their loss of tips. Ryan was amazing and "Apollo" had a face and body to stop traffic even before that impressive equipment was unveiled. Always a great time there! I'm still waking up hard dreaming of Ryan in that nude shower show...gawd...

  3. I went for the first time and there was this cute little latino dancer i didnt catch his name but he was so cute and nice I talked to him and the drag show was going on so I got to spend a lot of time with him I wish I knew his name. He had me feeling up his smooth butt and ran my hand down his junk idk if they are suppose to do that because he wouldnt let anyone else touch him there. If anyone knows who im talking about i'd love to know his name to get a private dance from him.

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