Saturday, June 20, 2015

Shut The Hell Up!
And Other Messages To Haters

Model: Joey ~ Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   Every so often I have a few haters that come my way. They don't really bother me. I tend to ignore them and not give them any attention. And it is attention that they are mainly after. However, lately I have seen some haters who have targeted those who are either different, think different, or in the case of exotic male dancers...some haters that target those who have larger penises, more perfect bubble butts, prettier faces, possibly more money, a more fit and defined body, better hair, etc. In other words, I have seen the giant green monster (yes, jealousy), raise its ugly head and spew venomous words in an attempt to unsuccessfully make them feel better about themselves.

Model: Donovan ~ Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   Those of you who know me and have met me, know that I am not what one might refer to as a pretty boy. I am not exactly fit with a well defined body. I've ridden that roller coaster of extra pounds to goal weight and back again. My hair is thinning more every year. I like my butt but it isn't exactly in the shape of bubbles. And those of you who really, really know me, know that I do not have three legs, only two and an appendage that gets the job done. And I work many, many hours each week to make the financial living that I currently enjoy. It's not extravagant by any means but I am not suffering through poverty and want.

Model: Zac ~ Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   I am just a regular gay guy who likes exotic male dancers. I represent the average customer who walks into the bars and clubs with exotic male dancers and seeks entertainment of an erotic and fun nature. Now you know where I'm coming from, and with this blog, I want to send out a few messages to the haters. You see, I think there are underlying causes that drive them to be so vicious, nasty and just so damn unlikeable. I'll address a few of those below.

Model: Allen ~ Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   First and foremost, if mother nature didn't bless you with a gorgeous face, tough, get over it! It is what it is and whining and crying about it isn't going to change things. And I'll let you in on a little secret, those pretty young faces are going to get wrinkles and age spots just like you. One day, everyone in your age group is going to look very much alike, and it will happen sooner than you think. So, obsess about something that you can do to make this world better. Find a cause, or even a career that will bring you much pleasure and satisfaction. In a few years, those pretty boy male dancers will have fewer and fewer heads turn when they walk by as age starts to make changes. At that time, it will be (as it has always been) what's inside them that is the most important thing they possess.

Model: Jacob ~ Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   Second, if you are pissed because you don't have the body of a god, tough, get over it! You seriously want that bubble butt, or 'V' shaped torso, great abs, muscles, etc., well, here's a news bulletin for you, if you want the body, it is yours for the taking. All you have to do is get your lazy ass off the sofa, stop stuffing your mouth with chips and drinking beer, and get a membership at a gym. But the membership alone won't do it, you have to actually show up and do something about it. Then you too can have the body. Anyone who wants to improve their physical situation can. As for me, I am perfectly content at the moment to let others do that, and I'll go enjoy the fruit of their labors while they dance on the bar, stage, or in my lap. And for the record, I knew a man who in his eighties had an amazing body. In his younger years he had been a boxer and had worked throughout his life to stay in shape.

Model: Aspen ~ Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   Third, if your genetic design didn't make you hung like a horse, tough, get over it! It doesn't mean you're any less of a human, and it doesn't mean you don't have anything to offer another person. If the people around you have made you feel so self-conscious and inferior because of the size of your penis, well honey, find you a different group of people to 'hang' with. I'm an average Joe. I like big penises. I like lookin' at 'em. I like playin' with 'em. Mine is average, but it works just fine. And I'll let you in on another secret. I like the average ones too. When I'm tipping an exotic male dancer, I like 'em all!

Model: Austin ~ Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   Fourth, for all of you numb nuts who are always complaining about the bar or the club because you are not having fun, here's another secret. A person can go anywhere with people who he likes and who like him, and have fun. I really get weary of social media posts where unhappy people are constantly posting or giving their opinion about how bad this club is or how bad that club is...or how awful the dancers are or... I could almost guarantee that this happens because some spoiled, insignificant brat didn't get their way, or didn't get in the pants of some guy they were all horned up they decide to trash talk on Facebook, Twitter, etc. You take the option of having a great night with you when you go to a bar or club. Be the fun. There is always a way to make a mediocre night into a great night. You can also take a great night and turn it into a disaster just by being a prick. It's your choice. When you continually have bad nights and run into awful dancers, etc., etc., .... listen sweetheart, it's not the dancers or clubs that are the problem. As my momma used to say, "you need an attitude adjustment." GET OVER IT!

Model: Austin ~ Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   I have filled this blog with pics of some of the male models I have had the pleasure to work with over the past few years. I took all the photos. Some of these guys you'll think are "hot-as-hell". Some of these guys were 'blessed' and might walk a little bow legged. Some of these guys make you want to reach out and squeeze that perfect ass. And let's just run a few fingers across those pecs and spend a little time on those nipples. Now, let me bring you back to reality. These guys are beautiful yes, but they are just guys! They pay rent. They have relationship issues at times. They work to make a living and fortunately for me were in search of making some extra cash. I was able to hire them as a result. Some of them are going to college to get an education for a specific career. Some of them are married, and some have children and still work steady jobs to help take care of them. They are real people. I'll give you that the gene pool they arrived from may have given them a few extra physical assets to work with, but what they've done with them and what they are doing with them is all up to them. The gorgeous outside shell is temporary. It's the person they are now, and the man they are becoming that is most important.

Model: Kyle ~ Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

   Until next time, be the life of the party. Go planning to have fun wherever you go. And please don't post your whining and crying on my wall. I really don't want to have to change your status to hide, or unfriend, or 'shut the hell up!', etc. Oh, and while you're being the life of the party...remember...tip the boyz! And if you can, always remember to say please and thank you!

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