Tuesday, June 5, 2018

The TIP JAR: Mike's Five Recommendations For Selecting Underwear ~ What are the dancing boys wearing when they shake and bounce?

Photo Source: The Manhattan Monster Bar ~ NYC
   Ok, first let's make it very clear. I honestly don't give a sh*t about underwear brands and labels. If you have the money and want to pay $30 plus for a pair of underwear that makes you look amazing, go for it! If you want to pay less than $3 on eBay for a pair of underwear that makes you look amazing, go for it! I'm not a tipping snob. I'll tip because I think the dancer is sexy. I'll tip because I'm attracted to a specific dancer. I'll tip because they have a big dick! I'll tip because they have an amazing bubble butt! I'll tip because they have a cute face and their smile makes me melt. But I never tip because a male dancer is wearing a specific label or brand of underwear. I tip because the color, style or fit of that underwear catches my eye and makes me thirsty!
   Then why am I writing a blog featuring what exotic male dancers have been wearing during their performances over the past few months? Well, because I am wanting to feature male dancers in underwear that I think enhances their bodies and makes me want to tip. This will provide a cue to other male dancers who are searching for what to wear to encourage customers and fans like me to tip.


Photo Source: 340 Nightclub ~ Pomona, CA
   FIRST RECOMMENDATION: Be aware of colors and patterns.
If you are average to well endowed, wear bright colors that accentuate your vpl (visual penis line). Underwear that molds itself around the head of the penis is sexy as hell, and believe me the customers notice. Darker colors will tend to hide the vpl. And in a dark club, the fact that you are hung will be lost in the shadows. Prints and patterns although bright in color, will often have the same effect. The best option to show off a big cock is solid bright colors. My personal favorites are a baby blue and orange. But many other colors such as red, or neons or white all work quite well. If you are below average in the penis department, then I recommend you wear dark colors. This will make it less obvious that your bulge might not be the bait that lures them in. And besides, keep reading, we'll tell you how to use your best assets to reel-them-in.


Photo Source: 340 Nightclub ~ Pomona, CA
   SECOND RECOMMENDATION: Emphasize your ASS-ets.
If you were blessed with, or have worked to create a beautiful bubble butt, all I can say is thank you for sharing it. And please don't be offended when I give it a squeeze while tipping. If you were not given that amazing bubble butt and would like to enhance what you have been given, I have a couple of ideas for you. If you have a flat ass, select underwear that has a seam in the back. The seam visually splits your globes and gives you more of an appearance of curves. If you are at a club where you can, wear jock straps or buttless underwear so your crack is shown. A naked ass is a naked ass, and any true fan of an exotic male dancer is going to look. I also recommend that you give a thong or g-string a chance, but try them on and have someone you trust give an opinion. If you have very little or no curve at the bottom of your butt, they could make your butt look flatter.

Photo Source: Men Of Skin ~ Kansas City, MO


Photo Source: Stock Bar ~ Montreal, Quebec
   THIRD RECOMMENDATION: Think about style.
There are several types of underwear styles on the market including boxers, boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, thongs, g-strings, etc. Select styles that look good on your body. Boxers should only be worn for holidays and special events when the boxers have a theme on them to match. Fans and customers do not want to see boxers that are loose and therefore do not provide glimpses of the boy parts that they want to see. There is one exception to the boxers rule. If you are hung and the boxers are loose and you can make your junk bounce around inside the boxers, well, we strongly approve of that move.
   If you have muscular legs that will stretch the fabric, then boxer briefs (above) will look good. If on the other hand, you have skinny legs, boxer briefs that are loose, are a no-no.
   Trunks (above) look good on almost every body type. This is almost always a safe purchase.

Photo Source: The Corner Pocket ~ New Orleans, LA
   Contrary to popular belief, the tighty-whitey (above) is not dead. These are great if you have big balls, or create a great moose knuckle in your shorts. They are also the best for wet underwear nights. If you just can't see yourself wearing tighty-whities, then pick a brief in a different color. I like the ones that have a contrasting color on the crotch.

Cakes @elrubio1169 ... yep we have the best at @piranhavegas #piranhanightclub

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   If you have been blessed with a great ass like the one above on the dancer at Piranha Nightclub in Las Vegas, show it off! Surprise your audience by slipping in a thong, g-string or jock strap. This will present that amazing butt in all its glory. The fans will notice, and tips are sure to follow.
   If you have been touched by the Gods and are hung like the proverbial horse, one of the pair of underwear with the built in penis pouch (above) is for you. This pulls your junk forward and pushes it out, emphasizing what Mother Nature has given you. Once again, the fans will notice, and tips will follow. Be prepared also for a few gropes.


Photo Source: Southern Nights ~ Tampa, FL

Photo Source: Southern Nights ~ Tampa, FL
   FOURTH RECOMMENDATION: Baggy is never in!
Underwear that is baggy looks like it is old and worn out. It is not sexy, and suggests that maybe you need someone to help you select underwear, or you need to find another occupation. Make sure it fits! (Above) If that means you buy a size smaller, then buy a size smaller.

   FIFTH RECOMMENDATION: Go for variety!
Different fans are turned on by different looks, styles, fits, etc. Keep a variety of different styles and colors that you know look great on you. Change underwear several times during your performance. This keeps your look fresh and enticing for the fan, and more fun for you! Check out the underwear variety on the male dancers (above) from Club Papi at Micky's in West Hollywood, CA. Several have decided to feature their bulge in their choice of underwear. All I can say is thank you and very nice!


Photo Source: Dick's Cabaret - Phoenix, AZ
   Thanks for reading this blog and following us. Until next time, go buy some new sexy underwear for you, or your favorite male dancer! Message me on Facebook, Instagram or make a comment below and tell me what you like about the underwear you buy! (Info for Males In Motion social media is at the bottom of this blog.)


Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital

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