Fourteen Days Of Male Glory ~ Mike's Picks For Male Dancers In Fourteen Locations!

If I had unlimited funds to travel for two weeks to any U.S. or Canadian destination for the purpose of watching Exotic Male Dancers shake their money makers, the following is the list of where I would like to be, and the day of the week I want to be there. Of course, this would not be a road trip, but since I'm daydreaming, my own private jet would work just fine! And don't pay any attention to the fact that I'll be crisscrossing the continent in no organized fashion. I'm going where I want to be on the nights I want to be there.

Week One:

Photo Source: The Corner Pocket

Monday - Week One, Day One Corner Pocket - New Orleans, LA    I love the Corner Pocket on any night of the week and since they are open 7 nights a week, this is where I want to start. I choose a possible slower night because I like the laid back New Orleans vibe, and this is one of my favorite bars/clubs with exotic male dancers. I'll have a smile on my face starting at 9pm when the boys step up on the bar, and I start tipping. (Click Here and read our previous review of the Corner Pocket.) Photo Source: Stockbar Tuesday - Week One, Day Two Stockbar - Montreal, Quebec    If you are ever going to experience a private lap dance, I recommend you do it here. The club is a total sensual experience. Your head will be spinning while looking at all the hot bodies and handsome faces. You'll surrender all inhibitions to the sexy French Canadian accents. I like a Tuesday because after Stockbar, I've already had an amazing week. (Click here and read our previous review of Stockbar.) Photo Source: Swinging Richards Wednesday - Week One, Day Three Swinging Richards - Atlanta, GA    I have been to Swinging Richards many times and have NEVER been disappointed. SR delivers every single time. I choose Wednesdays because they give 2-4-1 VIP rooms & FREE VIP Lounge entry. So, more of my money will go to tipping the boys. And I like sliding those dollars bills in their...armbands, yep, there is no underwear waistband to slide them in, because they are nude. (Click here and read Mike's birthday review of Swinging Richard's.) Photo Source: Fubar Thursday - Week One, Day Four Fubar - Los Angeles, CA “A party for drunk homos and those who love them”. When you title your event night BFD which stands for Big Fat Dick, you're definitely going to get my attention. I like BFD as much as the next gay guy. The slightly off-beat, not 'run-of-the-mill' ads, and the unique creativity behind this night makes it one which we want to attend. One of the mottos for the night - "We think you're cute when drunk n stupid." With my quirky sense of humor, I fit right in. They promote Thursday nights BFD as "L.A.s longest running weekly boy party!” I think it's time I sampled the tradition. (Click here and read a previous review of Fubar by guest reviewer Bryce Adonis, owner/stripper at the Men Of Eden). Photo Source: Quench Lounge Friday - Week One, Day Five Quench - Largo, FL "Cocky Friday" is the event night name advertising the sexiest male dancers in the Tampa Bay area hitting the dance floor starting at 9pm. Shhhhh... don't tell anyone but this club is on my actual list for 2017. I'm planning to make it this Spring. I'll tell you all about it. Photo Source: FairyTail Lounge Saturday - Week One, Day Six The Fairy Tail Lounge - New York, NY    The men of SPUNK and the men of Adonis Lounge perform every Saturday at The Fairy Tail Lounge! When you combine these two major forces from the exotic male dancer industry (Luis Gomez with Spunk and Timothy de Iturriaga with the men of Adonis Lounge) and then add in the queen of the night Holly Dae as host-ess, well ladies and gentlemen, you have the ingredients for a fun-filled, erotic Saturday evening. But don't worry. If you can't make it on Saturday night, The Fairy Tail Lounge has go-go boys every night of the week. Photo Source: X-Room at Mardi Gras Sunday - Week One, Day Seven X-Room At Mardi Gras - Springfield, MA    The X-Room at Mardi Gras is a great place to get your weekend party on, but for me, going in on a Sunday (recovery day) works best. Industry friends like Sammy, manager, and James, bartender extraordinaire, provide a place where I can sit back, relax and live in the moment. Of course, when I look up and see hot male dancers on the bar above and in front of me, well, I know I'm exactly where I want to be. I'll just say that a few trips for private lap dances works wonders as well. And who knows, I may go in a little early and play a game or two of Sunday bingo. (Click here and read our previous review of X-Room!) Advertisement Week Two: Photo Source: Dick's Cabaret Monday - Week Two, Day Eight Dick's Cabaret - Phoenix, AZ    You may not be aware of it but Monday's are for Dick's. I'm sure everyone would like some Dick's on Mondays. I know I do. Some of you may have read the blog about my visit this past summer. It was on a Monday. And I want to go back. For me, this is a sure fire successful kick-off to week two and day 8 of my fourteen days. And I always like to make it rain in the desert! Be sure and meet Huckleberry while you are there. Just ask a dancer, they can introduce you. (Click here and read our previous review of Dick's Cabaret.) Photo Source: Chasers Tuesday - Week Two, Day Nine Chasers - Charlotte, NC    I've been informed by one of my spies that I need to check out Chasers in Charlotte, NC. This friend, recruited as a spy, was in the area on business and stopped in to check it out for me. He liked it. I've added it in for a Tuesday night because that's the night he was spying, I mean traveling. And if he had a lot of fun on a Tuesday, then I'm thinking I will too. Plus, I won't have to get up the next morning for a business meeting, I can just have fun all night and sleep in the next day! Any club that has hot go-go boys every night of the week, well, that's a club that I definitely need to visit. Photo Source: Boyztown Denver Wednesday - Week Two, Day Ten Boyztown - Denver, CO    It's been way too long since I visited the mile high city. It's time I stopped in at Boyztown in Denver for the nightly male review (Tuesday through Saturday). At 10pm I'll be ready to watch the Wednesday night Amateur Strip Off Contest with cash prizes. Maybe I can talk them into letting me be a judge. I'd be happy to personally interview each potential male stripper. I promise not to be bribed by large endowments, bubble butts, pretty faces, muscles....oh, who am I kidding? But wait, that's what they are judged on. Right? Ok, I'm in! Photo Source: The Floppy Rooster and Mark's List Thursday - Week Two, Day Eleven Floppy Rooster - Miami, FL (Closed 2017)    It is difficult to believe that there is a nude male strip club in the United States that I have not yet visited. So, the Floppy Rooster has to be on my list. If the feedback I've received from friends are any indication, then I can't wait to tip these boys. I've enjoyed the pics provided by Mark's List, and will make it a priority to visit, as soon as obligations and funds allow. I'll go on Thursday night and jump start my weekend! Photo Source: Club Gold Coast Friday - Week Two, Day Twelve Gold Coast - Detroit, MI    I am intrigued by what has been happening at Gold Coast. They have been advertising a "Feel Good Fridays" event, and the line-up of dancers looks quite tasty (and there's a cowboy...woohoo!). My Males In Motion spies from this area have been telling me good things about this club. Spies = male stripper fans who share my passion for the dancing boyz. So, since I'm a southerner, I'll plan a trip up north during the warmer months and have a spy meeting at Gold Coast. Of course, my interpretation of "Feel Good" is more about my abilities, than the event. Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital Saturday - Week Two, Day Thirteen Area 18 - Tulsa, OK (Closed 2017)    I placed Area 18 in my list for Saturday because I have a personal knowledge of how much fun I will have. And for this reason, even though I don't live in Tulsa, I've adopted Area 18 as my home bar with male dancers. I love partying with friends and family. It's the people that make this bar different. People like Craig at the door, Wes in the DJ booth, Chris, Brandon and Laura behind the bar, and Shannon behind the scenes making sure everything is running smoothly. This year has already been exceptional for the quality of male dancers Area 18 has in its lineup. And they bring in dancers from other areas from time-to-time, including some of my friends from Men Of Skin. (Click here and read our previous review of Area 18.) Photo Source: Tremont Lounge Sunday - Week Two, Day Fourteen Tremont Lounge - Columbus, OH    For me a male stripper North American bar hop would not be complete if I didn't visit the sexy dancing boys in Columbus, OH. And because I like them to be very near my person, I want to make a stop at the Tremont Lounge. I love this neighborhood bar with the intimate atmosphere. The male dancers work the room and I get to be lazy and sit and tip. But there is one reason I get out of my seat. In respect, I walk up to tip the legendary Georgia Jackson, host-ess of the show. She has earned that. The male dancer line up at the Tremont Lounge is full of variety and changes each week. I know that when I visit, there will be one or more of my favorite Columbus area boys performing. This is how I like spending my Sunday nights. (Click here and read a previous blog about the Boys Of Ohio who dance at Tremont Lounge.)

This is only 14 days. I've picked out a few clubs that I want to visit now! There are so many more that I want to visit later. There are so many waistbands that I want to tuck dollar bills into. Follow this blog and take the ride with me. Thanks for reading. Until next time, don't forget to tip the boys!

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Beat Your Heat In The Nude! The Summer Heat Wave Nelly Said It Best

Photo Source: Stockbar

We're experiencing a heat wave across much of the United States this month. There are many folks who are looking out for pets and small children in hot cars. Some will break the window if needed. There are those who are looking out for the elderly, and checking on them to make sure they are not getting overheated. I applaud these people and support them 100 percent!!! I have my own cause during this time of rising temperatures. Read on...

Photo Sources: The Floppy Rooster     Mark's List

With this blog I am campaigning for male dancer awareness. Did you know that during July and August, tips dwindle in many bars and clubs? With customers taking vacations or just getting so hot that they don't want to get out of their cool homes, fewer dollars wind up in those daydream waistbands, socks, armbands, etc. I call upon all male dancer fans, and potential new fans, to get out of the pool, get to the atm, withdraw those dollars, and visit your local bar/club/event that features exotic male dancers. We want to keep these boys dancing through the summer so when those beautiful days of autumn arrive, they'll still be showing their pudding (as my friend and bartender at X-Room, James Kennedy calls it. Yes, James. I saw what you did in Ptown. WOOHOO!).

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And for the exotic male dancers, this is a great time of year to get cooled down in the tried-and-true method. Get nekkid! Yes, take a spin on a pole at your nearest all-nude male dance club. I've provided a list below for both customer/fan and male dancer alike. For the customer/fan, it's a genuine decadent pleasure. And all you male dancers out there, each of these places are always looking for guys who truly look good when they bare it all! Check my list below to see which of my favorites are near you! There's a large obstacle in the pic below to get around first, but after you've gazed a few minutes, you'll find my list.

Photo Source: X-Room at Mardi Gras

Mike's Recommendation For All-Nude Male Strip Clubs X-Room At Mardi Gras ~ Springfield, Massachusetts Boxers-N-Briefs ~ St. Louis, Missouri Dick's Cabaret ~ Phoenix, Arizona Swinging Richard's ~ Atlanta, Georgia Stockbar ~ Montreal, Quebec Secrets ~ Washington, DC Campus ~ Montreal, Quebec Remingtons ~ Toronto, Ontario The Floppy Rooster ~ Miami, Florida

Photo Source: The Floppy Rooster

Nelly said it best, "It's gettin' hot in herre. So take off all your clothes." That is excellent advice for this time of year. Customers and fans, please keep your clothes on when in the bar or club. Let the boys remove their clothing. And help them beat their heat, wherever that may be. Click play below and let Nelly get you in the mood! Then tip extra to help them get through this dry, dusty desert tipping season. They'll be grateful, and you'll have fun!

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I view this time of year as one of the best for customers and fans of exotic male dancers. You see, with some customers gone on vacations, that means when I go to the strip clubs, I get more individual attention. Think of it this way, all of those hot male dancers working it extra hard to get your dollars because there are fewer customers in the bar. You'll want to take extra $$ because there will be more opportunities. I recommend you take advantage of your situation and enjoy a lap dance or two, or ten. I have been and will continue. I've got several weekends planned in July, August and September. My travels will take me from St. Louis to Phoenix.

Photo Source: Stockbar

Photo Source: The Floppy Rooster

One more thing before I go. I'm all about all-nude male strip clubs. I enjoy them! But, let me make it clear. Some of the most fun (and naughty) times I have had at a club with male dancers, were not at all-nude clubs. Those boys who are suppose to keep on their clothes, well, there are other ways to get your attention. They have other skills and ideas to keep the customers happy.

Photo Source: Stockbar

Until next time, go have some summer fun with a male stripper! Then message me and tell me all about it! And pics are always nice too! If I have missed your favorite all-nude male strip club in my list above, please comment below and tell me the name of the club and where it is located. Now, go help the male dancers beat their heat!

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