Mike's Males In Motion Christmas List

Happy Holidays from Males In Motion! Before I write any further I need to inform you that I have been drinking a lot of eggnog. This eggnog is lite on the egg and heavy on the nog. So, If I get my words, phrases or ideas all turned around, you'll hopefully understand why. After about the sixth or seventh cup of eggnog, I had a brilliant idea to write a Christmas list. And of course, it all involves exotic male dancers or the clubs where they perform! I've listed 16 items and they are in no particular order of importance, I want them every one! Read on and find ideas to add to your list. And have some eggnog! (See recipe video at bottom of blog).

Area 18 ~ Tulsa, OK Photo Source: Area 18 Facebook Page 1. I want to experience the most underwear time of the year at Area 18 in Tulsa, OK. It's like walking in an under wonderland. They bring in boys from all around who fill their ACs just right and help to make my season bright. (Area 18 has since closed permanently.)

X-Room at Mardi Gras ~ Springfield, MA Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page 2. I want to deck the halls with dancer Logan at X-Room in Springfield, Massachusetts. In my mind, it would be more of an undecorating event.

Toolbox Saloon ~ Columbus, OH Photo Source: Toolbox Saloon Facebook Page 3. I want to polish 'ornaments' at the Toolbox Saloon in Columbus, OH. Rub them until they sparkle! I'll rub them in the box before taking them out. And rub them again when they're hanging free just for good measure.

Ricky Roman ~ Los Angeles, CA Photo Source: Ricky Roman Facebook Page 4. I want a star to top my tree. After placing various male dancer porn stars on top, I want Ricky Roman. He causes more glow!

The Corner Pocket ~ New Orleans, LA Photo Source: The Corner Pocket 5. I want to grab a few (or more) candy canes at the Corner Pocket in New Orleans, LA. How many licks does it take to get to the center...wait, wrong candy, but right idea!

Swinging Richards ~ Atlanta, GA Photo Source: Swinging Richards Facebook Page 6. I want to sit on Santa's lap at Swinging Richard's in Atlanta, GA. I don't even mind that he won't have any pants on. It's also ok that he won't be old and fat.

Share Nightclub ~ Las Vegas, NV Photo Source: Share Nightclub Facebook Page 7. I want to jingle all the way with the male dancers at Share Nightclub in Las Vegas, NV. They would join me for a ride in my hung-like-a-horse open sleigh. (Share Nightclub has since permanently closed.)

Fairytail Lounge ~ New York, NY Photo Source: Fairytail Lounge Facebook Page 8. I want to enjoy a little ding, dong, ding, dong at Fairytail Lounge in New York, NY featuring the men of Adonis Lounge and Spunk. Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, throw cares away. I love to reach up and ring those bells.

Boxers And Briefs ~ St. Louis, MO Photo Source: Mikey Berner 9. I want to be a little ho-ho-ho at Boxers And Briefs in St. Louis, MO. A stiff drink made by my bartender friend Robby and a trip (or two, or three...) to the VIP Lounge would make the night perfectly decadent.

Eddie Eduardo ~ Los Angeles, CA Photo Source: Eddie Eduardo Facebook Page 10. I want to hang mistletoe with Eddie Eduardo. I'm sure I would find the best location where it should hang. After testing several first of course. Seriously, you don't hang it on a nipple?

Stockbar ~ Montreal, Quebec Photo Source: Stockbar Website 11. I want to shop online at Stockbar.com. Maybe this year they'll ship the dancers to my house. When they speak to me with their French Canadian accents, it makes me want to unwrap their gifts.

Men Of Skin ~ Kansas City, MO Men Of Skin Facebook Page Photo Source: Men Of Skin Facebook 12. I want to share milk and cookies with the Men Of Skin in Kansas City, MO. We start with the cookies and who knows where it will go from there. Sharing is so special at this time of year.

Rich's ~ San Diego, CA Rich's Facebook Page Photo Source: Rich's Facebook Page 13. I want to do a little rockin' around the Christmas tree with the male dancers at Rich's in San Diego, CA. Let's play toy soldiers and have one of their military dress nights.

The Floppy Rooster ~ Miami, FL Photo Source: The Floppy Rooster Facebook Page 14. I want a holly jolly Christmas at The Floppy Rooster in Miami, FL. Maybe they'll let me climb their pole. No, seriously, I've seen pics where they climb the pole to the top. (The Floppy Rooster has since closed but the rumor is...it will be opening again 2018.)

G Lounge ~ New York, NY Photo Source: G Lounge Facebook Page 15. I want to sample the fruit cakes at G Lounge in New York, NY. I love cakes! And when I am soaked in rum, all the better. (G Lounge has since permanently closed.)

The Abbey Food And Bar ~ West Hollywood, CA Photo Source: 16. The dancers from The Abbey Food And Bar in West Hollywood, CA are my type of holiday carolers. I want them to sing Christmas songs to me while I sip more eggnog. Well heck, they don't really have to sing. Let's just turn on some music and let them do what they do best.

Well, that's my list for this Christmas. I must leave you now. There is so much to do to get ready. I still have to pack the fudge for shipping. There are presents to be wrapped with condoms. I want to hang a wreath on the whore. I've got to stuff the Stockings. They are brothers, Dick and Phil. I've got to go shopping. I need whipped cream, honey and a cucumber. And that's just for the bedroom. Until next time, Happy Holidays! And don't forget to tip the boyz. I'm off to the mall, if I hurry I'll get to catch Tommy kissing Santa Claus.

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Digital Royalty Photographer Jason King

Photo Source: Jason King

Jason King is digital royalty. He captures the family jewels with detail and finesse. A year or so ago, before the summer equinox, I ventured into his kingdom from a Southern California Club facebook page. There before my very eyes were some of the most beautiful, sexy and half-naked noblemen I had ever seen. They were a part of a visual feast presented at the banquet table of King Jason.

Photo Source: Jason King

It was then I realized, only the very best would be served from this photographer. And that is what I have seen and have come to expect from the digital images of His Grace.

Photo Source: Jason King

In the realm of Jason King, all the subjects get the royal treatment. From the sun-kissed skin of the California sunworshippers to the Venice Beach muscle boys, all are digitally displayed with talent and inspiration. Of course, even those manor lords are relegated to the peasant status as the tightly-stretched-fabric-covered javelins are thrown about in the tournament of champions.

Photo Source: Jason King

Photo Source: Jason King

Photo Source: Jason King

Although King Jason does enjoy spending time at the Faire or CIRCUS, he is no stranger to HARD WERK. He could sit idly in his GREYSTONE MANOR, but instead chooses to RIDE, HERE and there conquering and gathering RICH's for his kingdom.

Photo Source: Jason King

Photo Source: Jason King

Yes, I'm guilty of having a little fun with a play on words, but the sentiment and the respect are genuine. I love the work of Jason King. He has a broader portfolio than just dancing boys! You should visit his website or facebook page and see what I am talking about. For me though, the dancing boys are reward enough. I look forward to every post as he travels and clicks.

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Links for Jason King Jason King Photography Facebook Page Jason King Photography Website

Photo Source: Jason King

Photo Source: Jason King

Until next time, I lift my goblet in a toast. Long live King Jason! (And don't forget to tip the noblemen!)

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Fifteen To See In 2015 Mike's Recommendations

I had begun a TOP !5 List to post at the end of the year but held back. The list of course is always subjective and based on the likes and experiences of myself, my blog readers, Facebook friends, etc. I chose instead to compose a simple list of where I would go if I were traveling to specific regions of the United States and Canada. These of course, are still subjective and are as always based on my personal preferences or they may be new places I want to discover. The list is what it is. I welcome any comments at the bottom of the blog. You may also send me feedback through email at mike@malesinmotion. Thanks for reading.

(Photo Source: X-Room Facebook Page)

X Room at Mardi Gras ~ Springfield, MA    If I am anywhere near Springfield, MA, you will find me at X Room at Mardi Gras. I visited the club in June 2014 and not only had a great time, but have made some friends that I stay in contact with. Click here and read my review.

(Photo Source: Corner Pocket Facebook Page)

The Corner Pocket - New Orleans, LA    As a former resident of New Orleans, I have a soft spot in my heart for the French Quarter. New Orleans is known for its decadence and when I go to The Corner Pocket, I get to feel I'm being bad. Take a walk on your wild side and enjoy the pleasures of this city and this club.

(Photo Source: The Toolbox Saloon Facebook Page)

The Toolbox Saloon - Columbus, OH    In my review of this bar/club, I stated that this is the type of place I would own if possible. It is a low key place that provides a great atmosphere, fun and 'hot' male dancer entertainers. The bartenders are friendly. It's one of those places you want to just go and hang out for a while. Click here and read my review.

(Photo Source: Stockbar)

Stockbar - Montreal, Quebec    After several years of watching the hot male dancers at Stockbar online, I was finally able to visit the club this past summer. It lived up to all my expectations and more. And I can't say it enough, the sexy French Canadian accents on these men will drive you wild. Be prepared to tip. You won't be able to control yourself. Click here and read my review.

(Photo Source: Men Of Skin Facebook Page)

Missie B's - Kansas City, MO    I like the club Missie B's and one of the main reasons is the Men Of Skin who perform at the club each weekend. I know several of these guys personally. I love their business mentality of treating the customer right. But most importantly of course, is that they are sexy as hell! Ok, let's just get down to the brass tacks and say, these guys are the real deal! They are the quality eye candy that you go to clubs like this to see! And on top of that, they are nice guys, good people!

(Photo Source: Michael Hill Digital)

Area 18 ~ Tulsa, OK    After a full year in business, Area 18 keeps bringing exciting new dancers onto their bar. With special appearances by Andrew Christian models and Andrew Christian himself, the club has upped the standard for bars of this type in Tulsa. But most importantly, they provide very enjoyable visual stimulation through their dancer selection. And each weekend the dancers of Area 18 are often joined by some of the hottest talent from nearby cities such as Dallas, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, and more! The Men Of Skin are frequent visitors to the club as well! Tell 'Granny' Sabrina (at the door), and DJ Wes that Mike of Males In Motion says hi.

(Photo Source: Share Facebook Page)

Share - Las Vegas, NV    In the spirit of full disclosure, I will state it up front that I have never been to Share in Las Vegas, NV. I have however asked friends who were in Vegas to check it out and they have all returned with glowing reviews. What has captured my attention is the pic posts they make on Facebook. The dancers are hot and have been 'blessed' in all the right places. I hope to make my own personal visit in 2015.

(Photo Source: Rich's Facebook Page)

Rich's - San Diego, CA    The photography of Jason King has provided glimpses into the world of Rich's in San Diego. The club also hosts a Stripper Circus night which is always going to make me take a second look.

(Photo Source: Swinging Richards Facebook Page)

Swinging Richards - Atlanta, GA    SR has remained in my list for many years. As I have said before, I have never been disappointed enjoying a night at this club. There are always several dancers that I enjoy. I have experienced the VIP lounge and recommend it. I make trips to Atlanta, GA simply to go to this club.

(Photo Source: Floppy Rooster Facebook Page)

Floppy Rooster - Miami, FL    Celebrating their first year in business, we congratulate the Floppy Rooster. We are always glad to support and recommend a quality club experience with fully nude men. Floppy Rooster has it!

(Photo Source: Boxers N Briefs Facebook Page)

Boxers N Briefs - St. Louis, MO    Over the years I have enjoyed a friendship with different managers, bartenders and dancers at Boxers N Briefs. I make 2-3 trips a year to the St. Louis area (Centreville, IL) to check in with the guys. This is where I go to unwind, have a drink and get away for a weekend. (I say unwind, but actually the place gets me all wound up in certain 'good' ways.)

(Photo Source: Luis Gomez Presents Facebook Page)

Luis Gomez's Spunk Party - NYC    Pole dancers, lap dances, tiny towel shows...what else could you want? Luis Gomez puts together a great party with an amazing line up of hot male dancers. You can often find his events at the Manhattan Monster Bar or Pieces Bar in NYC. Follow his Facebook page to get all the juicy details. Everybody needs a little spunk in their life! Hosted by Holly Dae.

(Photo Source: Le Campus Website)

Le Campus ~ Montreal, Quebec    During my trip to Montreal I made a brief stop into Campus Bar. I will definitely be going back. There were several dancers that I would have loved to get to know better. There just wasn't the time on this trip. But, Campus Bar is on the top of my list for the next visit. Click here and read my review.

(Photo Source: Here Lounge Facebook Page and Jason King Photography)

Here Lounge - West Hollywood, CA    My latest male dancer crush is on Eddie Eduardo (in pic), who has been seen dancing for Ride at Here Lounge in WeHo. So, I would have to add Here Lounge to my fifteen. And another thanks to Jason King for posting those great pics!

(Photo Source: Oil Can Harry's Facebook Page)

Oil Can Harry's - Austin, TX    Tuesday nights look like the perfect time to stop in at OCH. The go-go boys or a possible Stripper Circus might be the feature of the night. I love the city of Austin and the Texas men that live there. I visited OCH in the past, and look forward to another visit to the Long Horn home city.

(Photo Source: Pieces Bar Facebook Page)

Those are my fifteen recommendations for 2015 at this time. There are so many more I could add and will in future blogs. Until next time, don't forget to tip the boyz!

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