Thursday, March 10, 2011

Male Strippers Who Stroke...

   Alright, I admit it! The title of this blog, "Male Strippers Who Stroke..." is a tease. And the title is one of the major reasons you decided to read this blog. If you want to watch male strippers who stroke their large endowments, then I recommend you click here and visit Stock Bar in Montreal, and visit the "jack off" room on their website. If you are curious about the real story behind the blog title, keep reading and I'll fill you in.

   The main goal for any club owner is to make a financial profit. There are those who have already made their fortunes and invest in bars or clubs as tax write-offs or as pet projects, but those are few and far between. The majority of club owners are in it to hopefully have some fun, but definitely to make a financial profit and enjoy the standard of living they desire. With this fact as our base it becomes clear that the exotic male dancer is hired to dance in a bar or club to assist the club owner in generating revenue and making a financial profit. You can argue that it is to have nice "eye candy" or "sexy scenery" but if the night club isn't making money then the doors will eventually shut and everyone goes home to stay.

   If the exotic male dancer wants to be hired for the best gigs, and keep a full calendar of jobs, he must find ways to contribute to the profit of the bar or club owner. One easy way that this can be accomplished is to develop a following of fans. If you are hired to dance at a club and each time you show up, a full house of your fans show up too, then the club owner is more likely to invite you back. By bringing a following, the exotic male dancer is contributing to door cover receipts (if one is charged), bar receipts, and tips given to the entertainment, bartenders, staff, etc. This is a win-win for the bar or club owner.

   When I titled this blog "Male Strippers Who Stroke...", I am simply talking about stroking the egos of your fans. Please don't interpret this as being insincere, I am simply advising a dancer to pay attention to their fans. When someone tips you, let them know that you are grateful with a hug or kiss on the cheek. They are tipping not because they feel obligated, but because they are attracted to you for one reason or another. Spend a few minutes getting to know these people who are tipping you and create a following. When you bend down to give that hug, let them know where you'll be dancing the next night, or next weekend and invite them to join you. All it takes is, "hope you'll be there". You aren't promising anything extra, you're only expressing a desire that they go with you.

   When you show up to dance at a gig and the house is filled with a crowd that already likes you, then first of all, your tips will be good, the owner will be happy for the bar tabs that came with you, and your fans will enjoy being a part of your night. This all adds up to requests for return engagements at the same venue. The old saying applies, "If you'll scratch my back, then I'll scratch your's." If you help take care of the owner, then it is more likely that he or she will help take care of you.


   Until next time, stroke it.

 

Click a pic to find out more about that club. UPDATE: MJ's Bar has closed since the writing of this blog.

 

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Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Tristan Effect ~ Exotic Male Dancer Tristan ~ Chicago

   It's contagious, causes a smile to form on your face, and seems to dissolve problems, worries, and the stresses of your week. We call it "The Tristan Effect". Once you have seen the smile, heard the laugh, and watched his hot body dance, you'll be under his influence too. Of course, expect other physical responses as well.


   Here's the scenario. You go to a bar because you "need a drink" after the week you've had. You walk in, order your favorite libation from the bartender, and then take a seat. A sigh escapes your lips. Looking up you see Tristan dancing on the platform in the middle of the bar. He looks your way, flashes that "glad to see you smile", and you begin to melt. Its only natural that you take a few minutes and drink him in from head to toe. See, you're already feeling relief.

   It only gets better. Step up and tip him and you'll see. We recommend a night around Tristan for what ails you. But you don't have to be stressed, it's ok to show up for the fun as well! You can often find Tristan dancing at Chicago area clubs such as Hunter's in Elk Grove Village and the Velvet Rope Lounge in Oak Park.


 



 

 

   Ok, I have struggled to retain my respectability during this blog but a Tristan fan can only take so much...so....now for the lurid details behind the blog...Tristan is a total hottie. That body of his is amazing...and the ass, well, there aren't many that are any finer. He has that killer smile and a sparkle in his eyes. And he often wears thongs or skimpy briefs when he dances, I mean, when he does that I have thoughts. It happens. I'll admit it. Let's just say that I want to be that santa hat...look in his facebook photo albums and you'll know what I mean....whew...got that out. I was about to burst! Until next time, feel the ripple. And tip the boys...Chicago, tip Tristan for me...then enjoy the smile.

Photos provided by Tristan and located in his facebook photo albums.

 
Click below and watch those sexy French Canadian boys!
 

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Wet Underwear Or No Underwear And Cascading Water ~ Male Stripper Shower Shows!

   I have walked in enough snow this winter to last me several winters. And the frozen wet weather has not been sexy for me in any way. I prefer the tease that comes with wet underwear, rather than wet overcoats. I do not have the luxury of flying off to the Caribbean so with the approaching warmer weather my thoughts have begun to drift toward fantasies of hot men in skimpy swim trunks at the pool or the beach. You know, the fantasies where being wet makes everything "almost revealed". Until the summer heat arrives, I've decided to step into some of my favorite clubs that have shower shows and/or wet underwear contests. These I believe can "tide me over" for now.

   At this moment I would like all readers to pause and give a shout for Wet Underwear Contests! WOOT!!! Yes, let your appreciation of these events be known. They are often held at clubs and the participants are club patrons and audience members. When the right guys are attending, the contest can create a room full of trouser tents. If the contestants are not the type who cause flags to rise on the flag pole, then the wet underwear contest can be comedic and fun. Both are sure to provide a good time at the bar. Anthony, a selection to our Top 10 2010 Exotic Male Dancers, performs a shower show in this pic at Spin in Chicago.

   I have a request for all exotic male dancers (or even audience members) who participate in wet underwear contests, please wear white underwear. I promise that white underwear will generate the best responses from the crowd and if the contest is selected based on an audience's noisy response, then it's a no brainer. On a more personal level, I would like to see you wearing white underwear because when it gets wet, I get a more revealing view of your junk. Hey, I'm just being real here.

   Wet Underwear Contests are sublime, however, the type of wet contest that I most enjoy is one where exotic male dancers slide under the shower nozzle. If you happen to live in or be visiting Chicago, stop by the club Spin on Friday nights and watch their shower show and contest. Fabion, pic right, was also chosen as one of our 2010 Top 10 Exotic Male Dancers, and you just might catch him getting soaking wet at Spin.

   One of my favorite shower shows happens at Boxers-N-Briefs near St. Louis, MO. The shower is encased in glass like a phone booth. It is elevated in the middle of the bar. You can sit anywhere around the U-shaped bar and watch the show. Throughout a night one or more dancers will enter the shower, fully nude I might add, and soap up, wash up, and rinse off in full view. After the show, the dancer walks around the bar holding an empty ice bucket and the patrons drop their tips down inside. The shower show at Boxers-N-Briefs is very entertaining to say the least.

In the pic above right, Austin Wilde and Brett Swanson get wet together at Spin.

   If you do not have a shower show near you, we recommend the Stockbar live broadcast from Montreal. The dancers are fully nude, and two or more will often perform a shower show together as shown in the pic left.

   If there is a shower show near you, then please get those one dollar bills ready and show your support for shower shows. It's just plain clean fun! Do you know of a shower show we didn't mention? If so, please post a comment and let us know where to find it. Or, send me the location in an email. Until next time, I'll be waiting with a towel when you step out of the shower. I won't promise to give it to you, but I'll be waiting.


Friday, February 18, 2011

Male Stripper Costume Tip 4: Show It Off For Mardi Gra! (And Other Special Events!)

   Special events are the time to show off what you've got!!! You've been working out and your body is looking hot. If you're going to go to all the work of making it look that good, then it is my opinion that it needs to be shared. Males In Motion has put together a few underwear options that will showcase your "goods" or maybe even expose them! We've stayed mainly with the Mardi Gra colors of purple, gold and green. Mardi Gra is on March 8 this year and there will be lots of parties the week leading up to "Fat Tuesday". So, make your selections now and be ready to dance your ass off at the events, and make those tips!








   This G-string will get attention leading to more tips! When the barest of coverage is allowed but required, wear the Gregg Homme Hercules G-string and become the "eye candy" that party goers are hoping to SEE! It's not cocky, just confident and fun!



   These are but a few of the available options. Click on any of the pics in this blog to view and/or purchase that item. Or, to look for other dance wear options that fit your style. You can make the party something extra special!




   Until next time, throw me some beads mister!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Exotic Male Dancers Who Have Stolen Our Hearts - Happy Valentine's Day!
















   We hope you have a safe and romantic St. Valentine's Day! If you have a "heart-on" for one of our Valentine's dancers, don't worry, we won't be putting the cards back in the box. We're expecting to see a lot more of these guys in the coming months.

Until next time, all our love... XXXOOXXX.


Sunday, February 6, 2011

Look what I found. Can I keep him? ~ Jay Roth ~ Exotic Male Dancer In New York City

   I can't help it. I find Jay Roth totally adorable. He is extremely sexy, always smiling with those perfect pearly whites, tight and compact body, great sense of humor, and he likes to run around mostly-naked. WOOHOO!
   My partner says, yes, I can keep him but I have to share! Well, I'm not sure what Jay would think about that but I'll at least keep him in an active fantasy. Let's see, should it be a leather theme with chest harness, leash and collar, or possibly pool boy, butler, pizza delivery boy, baseball player, medical doctor in scrubs, hmmmmm. Maybe I should just try them all out to see which one works best. (And don't try to tell me that you didn't just imagine him in all those fantasies for yourself.) Jay is an active participant in the themed parties of F*WORD at Club Splash in NYC on Friday nights. That means...you might actually see Jay dressed in costume for one or more of those roles. Well, "dressed" may be a little bit much but his costume will fit the theme. (Ok, another Woohoo! is in order here!)

   Walk into any club or bar in North America and see Jay dancing on the bar like in the pic at left and you automatically know it's going to be a good night! By the time last call hits though, I would be flat broke without cab fare, having stuffed all my one dollar bills in the straps and pouch of that jock strap. How could I have gone through $500 so fast? (SMILE). I promise I would try to stand there and not stare with mouth open like a weird Melvin (insert perverted evil laugh here), I would attempt to work my way around the room, meeting and greeting, but always keeping an eye on the red pouch. He's definitely worth viewing from every angle possible. (Apologies to all Melvin's who are not weird.)

   And if I'm wanting to enjoy the view from every angle then this focus must also be explored. Bravo! Bravo! (I felt a cheer was in order. And I'd like to thank Jock Strap makers everywhere for this moment. Woot!) And look higher, no higher than that, keep going...look at the muscles in his back! Good job on the workouts Jay! Thanks for sharing. OK, I do apologize if I'm getting a bit giddy but it does happen to all gay men from time to time. I have friends that get giddy about celebrities but for me, I reserve that emotional charge for exotic male dancers like Jay Roth.

   Didn't I tell you he is adorable? Looks like I'll be watching the blue pouch too.


Photo Sources: Photographer Michael Bernal, Jay Roth's Facebook Albums

 

 

 

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   If you are planning a trip to Manhattan check Jay's Facebook page and find out where he'll be dancing. Like I said, you know it will be a good night if he's dancing on the bar. Tip him a dollar for me and tell him Mike from Males in Motion said WOOHOO!!! Until next time, tuck those dollar bills in the straps and pouches. And Jay, I know you're not a stray, but if you ever want to follow me home, I promise to keep you warm (I'll have to think about safe. *wink*). Adorable, I tell you...adorable!