Thursday, September 27, 2012

All-Nude Male Strip Clubs In North America
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   There are times when I prefer the tease. I don't want to see the Full Monty glaring at me, well, at least not at first. I want the seduction. I want the exotic male dancer to work for the tips by reeling me in with eye-to-eye contact and cute smiles on handsome faces. It is fun and exciting to watch the skilled male stripper as he reveals more skin here and a little more there as he moves to the music all for my pleasure. At least in my head, it's all for my pleasure. (Photo above: Chase ~ Dallas, Tx)
   But then there are times when I want to see penis. And a large penis works for me, and an erect penis will also work. I want to see bare ass and naked bubble butts. Don't cover it up with a lot of clothing. Don't take your time and remove the clothing slowly. Just drop trousers, briefs, shirt, socks, shoes, etc., and get nekkid. Yes, nekkid. Because, there are times when I want to visit an all-nude male strip club. (Photo above: Ace ~ Dallas, Tx)

   Since the closest all-nude male strip club is five hours driving distance away from where I am most often domiciled, I must plan ahead and take a road trip to enjoy said male nekkidness, or for those who prefer better grammar, male nakedness. The true purpose of this blog is to make you aware of some of the fine establishments in North America where male nakedness is the focus of their entertainment.
   If you know of any others please let us know and we will add them to our list. Email me the info please. Until next time, would you look at that, it's hanging all the way to his... Oh yea, and don't forget to tip the boyz. You may have to put it in their socks but please do.
UPDATE: I have added Swinging Richard's new North Miami, FL location to the list. And I have added the Silverado in Portland, OR to the list. From what I've been told, it is up to the dancer whether they perform nude or not at the Silverado. Thanks to blog readers for these submissions.
UPDATE 8-14-2013: I have added Cabaret Montreal NY @ Showworld at 96 FIELD ST WEST BABYLON, NY. Day/Time: SUNDAYS 7PM-1230. ALL NUDE MALE CABARET.
UPDATE 7-7-2015: The Swinging Richards in Florida has closed. Rush in Providence, RI has also closed since this blog was posted.

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Friday, September 7, 2012

Underwear For Exotic Male Dancers, Male Strippers, And Go-Go Boys! What are they wearing?

   One of the main searches performed online that leads to my blog is for underwear worn by exotic male dancers. In the past, I have written blogs describing and showing pics of the styles of underwear that I like to see male dancers wearing, and/or taking off. For this blog though, I am bringing you the styles and types of underwear that current exotic male dancers are actually wearing when they perform. All of the pics in this blog were either shared on facebook or used in a blog within the past three months. MJ's Bar in Silverlake, CA (Los Angeles area) always has hot dancers and as you can see above, they know how to fill out their briefs. The dancer in the pic is wearing the Go Software brand. This pic has been very popular on facebook. I think we can all understand why.

The dancer above, also from MJ's Bar is wearing Aussie Bum. The soft fabric (here in white) shows up very nicely on the dance floor and in theatrical lighting. And displays the goods just the way we like to see them...before they are uncovered.

   The Timeteo brand is very popular on both the east and west coast. In the Michael Bernal pics above, the dancers at Splash Bar in NYC display one of my favorite features of the brand. Notice how the pouch fits snugly around the 'boyz' but still provides us a teasing outline of what is underneath the fabric.

The Andrew Christian brand is currently very popular, particularly in Southern California. Andrew Christian has one of the best advertising campaigns going that often features or includes hot male models, porn stars, exotic male dancers, etc. Videos featuring these hot men are frequently shared on facebook, but can be found at the Andrew Christian website as well. The dancers in the pics above are from 340 Nightclub in Pomona, CA and the Global Male Productions and Club Papi.

   You'll hear no complaints from me when the male dancers decide to wear mesh. I like the 'sneak-a-peak' underwear that shows some but not all and keeps us wanting more. The sexy dancers above show they have the proper equipment to utilize the mesh fabric for obtaining tips and keeping all of us fans interested and entertained.

   The Men of LaBare (Dallas) know what the ladies like. Shown in the pic above wearing all black, you can see the different variations on style within that color. The male dancers for LaBare and other male revues change costumes frequently during a show. The pic above gives you an insight into what they think the ladies want to see, other than their hot bodies and full pouches.

   There are numerous underwear brands and vendors available on the internet. We have chosen to work with Skiviez. You can find a wide selection of brands and styles on their website. In the pic above I have presented more options for exotic male dancers from what the guys are actually wearing. The pics above represent different areas of the United States where they were recently worn.
   What is your favorite brand, style and color of underwear? Even though the above are popular with other male dancers right now, you can develop a style all your own. The main thing is to select underwear that fits you well, looks good on you, and is in a color that compliments your skin. And of course, if it fits snugly around the package and molds to your butt, well, we'll will be up there tipping you in no time. Until next time, buy some new hot Skiviez, and send me a pic of you in them! And to the fans, don't forget to tip the boyz! If you like their underwear let them know, and tip them a little extra.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Boots, Hat, Spurs, And A Rope
The Exotic Male Dancer As Cowboy

   We're going to have to ride long and hard to get past this blog. With each pic, we may want to linger just a little longer, and take a few more sips of that rot gut whiskey. Each year I have to devote at least one blog to the cowboy. It is my favorite male iconic image. I grew up in an area where real-life cowboys exist. And as my gay fantasy life developed, the cowboy was right there at the top. With this blog, I am taking cues from the porn industry...no surprise there. I've placed a classic Bon Jovi song in the blog to play as you view the images. Check out the pics and if you don't understand yet why I love the cowboy, you will by the end of this blog. Enjoy!

 

   Are you beginning to understand? Cowboys are sexy and very masculine. Add all the trappings like the boots, hat, belt, tight jeans, etc., and another fantasy goes off in your head! And of course, the image is full of sexual inuendo. Let's climb into the saddle and ride.

   Combine the cowboy image with the male stripper. Then watch as he slowly unbuttons, then removes his western-style shirt. Next he unbuckles his rodeo champion belt-buckle on his leather belt, unbuttons and unzips his jeans. I make him stop when he is left with only his hat and his boots. I want to keep the cowboy but still see the goods.
   Let's throw this pic out there to give you a better understanding of the attraction of the cowboy. Well, if you are packing what he's packing then you might be able to pull of any image. It is my opinion however, that all his assets are powerfully enhanced by the cowboy image. It is also my opinion that all exotic male dancers should keep a cowboy costume packed in their saddlebags for any saloon or ranch house appearance.

 

   Here's one more pic for the trail. Until next time, I'll meet you at the watering trough next to the barn. I need help with some rope tying. And if you see a male dancer dressed as a cowboy, tip him real good for me!
   If you think you're ready to see everything that is under the hat, click on any of the pics above to open the barn door and see just what is inside.
 

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Are you easy? Working It To Get The Tips.

   There is usually at least one in every social circle. You know the one they say is 'easy'. That usually means the one that you can get to go to bed with you with very little effort. And you can 'easily' find out who that person is by listening. You'll hear things like, "He's slept with everyone in the bar." Or, maybe, "Who hasn't he slept with?" I make no judgements here. I mean, a boy has got to have his fun hasn't he? So, I ask the question, are you easy? Well, maybe that isn't exactly what this blog is about. (Photo: Brick ~ Dallas, TX)

   What I really want to know is whether you stay with the easy money or do you work the crowd? In some bars/clubs the dancers make their tips, not while dancing on the stage, but while walking around the room working the crowd. By working the crowd, we mean talking and flirting with the patrons, placing your body very close (if not basically in their lap), and well...shall we say some allow a little discrete exploration of said close body. WHAT? You mean they have their hands on...and they... Well, not always, not with all dancers, but yes, sometimes it does happen. Just keeping it real here. (Photo: 340 Nightclub ~ Pomona, CA)

   By staying with the easy money I am talking about the regular customer. The one you know will tip and usually tips well. But at the same time, this customer often keeps his/her hands busy in your personal space. I do not recommend that you leave this guaranteed source of financial support but I want to suggest that maybe you move around the room a little more. Some customers just need a little attention and will begin to tip. For example, if I tip a dancer while he is performing on stage, etc., if he stops by my table when he is finished and thanks me, I will tip again and usually more. When I walk up to the pole, I am giving him attention and tip money. When he walks to my table, he is giving me attention. Yes, I will tell you up front, I am easy. So, when the exotic male dancer gives me some attention I will respond financially. (Photo: Club Xstatic ~ Springfield, MA)

   Why is it important to work the entire room? We've all heard the proverb, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket." In this case, we're meaning that an exotic male dancer should not rely on one major source for all their tips during a night. Why? Well, let's say this customer moves away from the area. Then, you've lost all that income. However, if you have been 'working' other customers in the crowd, then if one leaves, there is less damage and usually you have someone who will quickly take their place. (Photo: MJs Bar ~ Los Angeles, CA)


(Photo: Michael Hill Photography at Mojo's in Tulsa, OK)

   Also, when customers are ignored, they are less likely to return. I've given examples like this before but it's worth repeating. I went to a male strip club one night with two friends. Between the three of us we had $300 dollars that night to spend on the boyz. Except for one dancer, we were ignored. The reason we were ignored was mainly because the dancers chose the easy targets, the customers who were regulars and tipped them often. However, had they pulled themselves away for a few minutes and spread a little attention our way, they would have been able to receive not only the tips from the regulars, but a large portion of our $300 would have found its way in their waistebands as well. (Photo: Club Krave ~ Blue Island, IL

   So, what have we learned? First, don't spend all your time with the quick and easy money. Second, work the room. Third, give some attention to new customers or those you don't yet know. Until next time, come over here and stand real close to me. I'll start sliding dollar bills in your ...
(Photo: Silverado ~ Portland, OR


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Friday, August 10, 2012

The Swing State
~ The Male Stripper Interpretation

 

   In this election year you cannot be exposed to the news, facebook posts, conversations, etc., without hearing something about U.S. politics. And lately a popular topic has been the 'swing state', a state that could eventually go for either candidate because at this point it is too close to call. Well, we have our own interpretation of 'swing state'. We've shared a few of our favorite examples in this blog. Please enjoy! (Photo above: The Bow Wow ~ Columbus, OH)

 


(Photo above: Ethan ~ Chicago, IL)

 

   And we're not discussing the blue or the red state labels. The only left and right we are interested in is watching which way the momentum is going, left or right thigh. And we like it when the poll shows that everything is going up and down frequently. In our interpretation top of the poll is good as well as bottom. And we don't measure in percentages, we're more partial to inches. (Photo above: Pan Dulce ~ San Diego, CA)

(Photo above: The Bow Wow ~ Columbus, OH)

 

   We have our own interpretation of such things as a Tea Bag too, but that's for another blog at another time. However, we would like to Occupy the space right in front of any of these dancers. Camping out could be fun! And we would tip too!

 

   There used to be a saying on election day that went something like "Head to the polls!" which meant going to vote of course. We hope that maybe we have inspired you to vote, one way or another. Do your civic duty and cast your ballot by pulling the knob or the old-fashioned way of marking it and then putting it in the hole.

(Photo above: MJ's ~ Los Angeles, CA)

 

   Click on any of the pics in this blog for more information about the clubs/events/agencies where these dancers perform. And see if you can catch them in a swinging state. You may have to make a move and come from behind.

 

   Until next time, don't forget to tip the boyz! And if they're wearing something red, white, or blue...give them a little extra!

Monday, August 6, 2012

Death Of A Facebook Page
Where have the half-naked exotic male dancer pic albums gone?

   A funeral dirge may need to be played soon for some facebook pages. It seems in 2010 facebook hit a peak for marketing of clubs, events, agencies, photographers and male dancers or at least many of those related to the exotic male dancer entertainment industry. Since that time I have noticed more and more facebook pages being neglected or even ignored. If you view the photo albums you will often find their owner's last album posts were from Halloween 2010 or New Year's Eve 2010, etc. And although they continue to post posters for their upcoming events. The rest of their facebook page is dead. In some cases, their official website fares no better and may be even in worse repair. (Photo above: Pan Dulce ~ San Diego, CA)

 

   Some of this could be due to the success of Twitter and it's image offshoots which provide a simple quick post. However, as a promoter, I am a true believer in getting your name out in as many places as possible. And I strongly believe in building the photo albums, updating info, etc., on facebook because the target market for exotic male dancers wants to see dick and ass. It's that simple. When there is an album showcasing the latest and hottest dancers at an event or club night, this target market is going to click on a pic posted on facebook and then follow it to the album it came from in order to obtain more information, and let's be real...they're going to go see if they can see more cock outlines in briefs, butt cheeks being revealed, etc., etc. They might even look at the muscular build and face. And they will think, I want to go and see that in person...and tip it...and cop a feel...and... (Photo above: Andrew Christian Promo)

 


(Photo above: XL Nightclub, Manhattan, NY)

 

   And while I am on this topic let me add in the basics. With the poster-type ads posted on the facebook wall, I quit counting the number that do not list a club's address, city, zip and phone number. Sure, the regulars are going to know the location, but has it been forgotten that we are a mobile society? People travel all the time for work and play. When I travel I am always looking for a way to fill my nights with fun and entertainment. Of course, the first thing I look for is exotic male dancers. Since male dancers are my favorite form of entertainment, I am going to spend a little more time digging to get the information I need. But, there are those who are not as passionate about the subject as I. But if given the information they need while attached to that pic of a sexy male dancer, I predict they would more often make the decision to attend. When the location and other information is not there, will they take the time to look for it? You never know and could have missed a potential customer...which could translate into a lost door charge, lost drink charge, lost drink tips, and lost exotic male dancer tips. (Photo above: Featuring Johnathan Myers for Eleven Nightclub ~ Los Angeles, CA)

 

   Now that I have my rant out of the way, let me make it clear that there are many exceptions to the rule as well. There are those who are still using facebook as a successful marketing tool while providing us with some mighty sweet male eye candy. And I have posted pics from some of them in the paragraphs in this blog. Some of my favorites are Andrew Christian underwear (West Hollywood, CA), James Townsend Photos (West Hollywood, CA), BJs NXS (Dallas, TX), Pan Dulce (San Diego, CA), 340 Nightclub (Pomona, CA), XL Nightclub (Manhattan, NY), and male dancer and entertainer Johnathan Myers (Los Angeles, CA). (Photo above: 340 Club ~ Pomona, CA)

 


(Photo above: BJs NXS, Dalls, TX)

 

   So, my advice is to get out those smart phones and start using your cameras. Build albums that promote your business, service, entertainment, etc. And keep posting them on my wall. I do notice, particularly if you'll attach a hot exotic male dancer whose private parts are about to bust out of those hopefully-too-small for him underwear. An occasional jock-strap works as well. (Photo above: James Townsend Photos ~ West Hollywood, CA for Whitey Tighties)

 

   We move in a fast-paced, media hungry world. Last month's pics and videos are old news. Last year's pics and videos are ancient history. Keep it fresh. Keep us coming back for more. Until next time, keep tipping the boyz and take a pic or two while your at it. And post them in an album...you can call it, Photos For Mike, or something just as clever. (Photo above: 340 Club ~ Pomona, CA)